Advice ITT We discuss what wickie's mom..

[Nikolai Vsevelodovich]

Smoked, drank, huffed, or plugged during her pregnancy with wickie. We all know he was born in a trailer 1 trimester early, but what caused this?

Pure grain alcohol? Meth? Paint thinner?

Also, on that note, what could Microwave Walrus' mom have possibly done? By all accounts she's a doctor.. so how is it possible that she huffed paint?

edit: Why can't I create tags?

 

[Nikolai Vsevelodovich]

I suppose hypothesize would be the correct terminology. We could ponder as well

 

[Valve1138]

Shit thread rated on asshole.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Shit thread rated on asshole.

wat?

 

[thintoast]

Yes hello how are you? I'd like two KFC Mashed potato bowls, a 20 pc regular bucket of wings and legs, 8 large diet cokes and 3 chocolate chip cakes.

 

[Nikolai Vsevelodovich]

Yes hello I'd like 14 family size buckets with extra gravy and could you please double batter the 12 cartons of fries and deep fry them extra long. Yes I'll wait in the parking lot however long it takes.

 

[Nikolai Vsevelodovich]

Shit thread rated on asshole.

Shit username.. anyone who adds numbers to their name is an unoriginal faggot who should be euthanized with an 80 tonne press filled with sharks

 

[Domon]

ok, you got me, how do you fill a press with sharks?

 

[fly]

@Mustard Dispenser is still drying out from the weekend. Are you sure you want to test him with this stupid bullshit?

 

[Nikolai Vsevelodovich]

ok, you got me, how do you fill a press with sharks?

you just load the area between the blast shield cage and the atual press with sharks. no water necessary, just sharks

 

[Nikolai Vsevelodovich]

@Mustard Dispenser is still drying out from the weekend. Are you sure you want to test him with this stupid bullshit?

He's a pussy ass bitch

 

[Domon]

you just load the area between the blast shield cage and the atual press with sharks. no water necessary, just sharks

fair enough.

Angry, thrashing sharks.

 

[hydra]

this thread gave me syphilis

 

[hydra]

or at least someone here did

 

[hydra]

i'll pm some likely suspects

 

[thintoast]

or at least someone here did

I'm a virgin so it wasn't me.

 

[Nikolai Vsevelodovich]

let's be honest, it was probably microwavewalrus

 

[hydra]

damn, i was going to pm everyone on the forum but i can only choose 20. i don't want to exclude someone and hurt their feelings.

 

[hydra]

but regardless, i'm going to find out who gave me crabs!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

His mother is a lovely and caring woman and pays promptly after each ride.