ITT tell your April 1st jokes you played

[b_sinning]

I didn't play any pranks this year.


Is the reason you haven't tried to sleep with her yet is that she doesn't know about your heavy metal weiner?

 

[Pandora]

holy crap! I never would have guessed I'd hear you say that

Why not?? Haulin' stuff is fun, specially a ton of stone in a big ol' Ram 1500. Besides I love just about any vehicle with a big throaty engine.

 

[Penis Envy]

I didn't play any pranks this year.


Is the reason you haven't tried to sleep with her yet is that she doesn't know about your heavy metal weiner?

She has been made aware of them, i haven't tried sleeping with her yet because i dont want to put her in that class of women i've "dated"

testing the waters with this one she seems like a possible keeper. To treat her like i treat the ones i'm not interested in long term relationships seems ... wrong.

 

[JAXvillain]

Why not?? Haulin' stuff is fun, specially a ton of stone in a big ol' Ram 1500. Besides I love just about any vehicle with a big throaty engine.

unf!

 

[JAXvillain]

She has been made aware of them, i haven't tried sleeping with her yet because i dont want to put her in that class of women i've "dated"

testing the waters with this one she seems like a possible keeper. To treat her like i treat the ones i'm not interested in long term relationships seems ... wrong.

that means you'll run her away...if you treat her like the others she'll stay

 

[Penis Envy]

that means you'll run her away...if you treat her like the others she'll stay

meh.. i'm not looking to deep into it. If it doesnt work out other options are there. As mom puts it, i fall pretty quickly. I'm trying to avoid that and i dont think sex will help. So i've already told her i wouldnt be immediatly jumping into the sack with her as i want to get to know her without sex getting in the way.

Does that make more sense?

 

[JAXvillain]

meh.. i'm not looking to deep into it. If it doesnt work out other options are there. As mom puts it, i fall pretty quickly. I'm trying to avoid that and i dont think sex will help. So i've already told her i wouldnt be immediatly jumping into the sack with her as i want to get to know her without sex getting in the way.

Does that make more sense?

no :thrawn:
but this does ---> :sucky:



my young hottie asked ME out for later this week

 

[my little brony]

Why not?? Haulin' stuff is fun, specially a ton of stone in a big ol' Ram 1500. Besides I love just about any vehicle with a big throaty engine.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

++

 

[JAXvillain]

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hot...makes me want to rip down houses mel gibson/lethal weapon style

 

[my little brony]

my truck is filthy...i wish the girl was that dirty

 

[Syrup Beaver]

hot...makes me want to rip down houses mel gibson/lethal weapon style

Heaviest thing I've pulled is my father-in-law's flatbed out of a ditch, roughly 10,000lbs or so

Hard part is getting traction

 

[Syrup Beaver]

my truck is filthy...i wish the girl was that dirty

Clean trucks are a sign that you don't need one

 

[b_sinning]

If you're going to get a truck then get a good one.

 

[water]

I'm a fan of the 4WD/Door Frontier myself...

 

[Pandora]

Thanks a lot guys! I need a cold shower now after looking at all these trucks!

 

[Thorn Bird]

no kidding. i love me some trucks, too!

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm a fan of the 4WD/Door Frontier myself...

my dad got one of those in silver recently...nice truck

 

[Thorn Bird]

that's the one i was eyeing.

 

[Sp`ange]

If you're going to get a truck then get a good one.

You have a girls truck. This is a pic of a family that wanted a pic with mine. It gets 15 gpm.