ITT tell your April 1st jokes you played

inline4 said:
My joke this year, although i usually do something cheesy at 4am to the rents, i decided to wait it out this year.

We had dinner for my dads birthday saturday and i invited the g/f. The new g/f of roughly 2 weeks (yes its going well, no thats not what the threads about) we were talking friday night and decided that we should play "Engaged" the next day.
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what'd you do?
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The joke I was involved in was very similar. The 'rents' called me on the 20th and TOLD me I had to convince my li'l brother that me and my new boyfriend and I flew to Chicago on the 16th to get hitched [Mind you, he and I were exclusive as of the 21st.] I elaborated and told my brother that we had to apply for the license and wait a couple of days before we flew to Atlantic City for the ceremony [Easier to B.S. if at least one of us is familure with the place we had said ceremony. He had pictures outside the hotel room from a previous vacation at the Centurion Tower. ]
I meet with my brother, his new G/F and my uncle the following week at the Outback. My bro asked to see my ring [ A heart shaped, white gold ring with rubies and diamonds that I borrowed from a good friend of mine ] He scrutinized it with disbelief so much so that his girlfriend said, ' It's not like YOU'RE going to be able to tell if it's fake.' With dissatisfaction, he recklessly tossed the ring down on the table. I was pissed and verbally snipped him for an hour. His g/f questioned why I was berraiding him to which I responded, ' One, he doesn't believe I'm married and two, he Threw my wedding ring.' That only partially convinced him. It wasn't until Sunday where i brought my s.o. for show and tell to a family function where the s.o. and I spun our tale of Atlantic City with proof in the form of the pictures and rings [He wore a gold ring on the appropriate finger.] Needless to say, my brother is fully convinced. However, I propose a question to you wonderful people -should we spill the beans this Friday or string it out until April Fools Day of next year?
 
InnerMuse said:
Aww, c'mon. After the comment I made atop BigJosh's shoulders at the meet, what'd ya expect... prim an' proper? eff that
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I was saying it was good you're a dirty girl! :)
and I wasn't at the meet so I have no idea what you're talking about
 
InnerMuse said:
The joke I was involved in was very similar. The 'rents' called me on the 20th and TOLD me I had to convince my li'l brother that me and my new boyfriend and I flew to Chicago on the 16th to get hitched [Mind you, he and I were exclusive as of the 21st.] I elaborated and told my brother that we had to apply for the license and wait a couple of days before we flew to Atlantic City for the ceremony [Easier to B.S. if at least one of us is familure with the place we had said ceremony. He had pictures outside the hotel room from a previous vacation at the Centurion Tower. ]
I meet with my brother, his new G/F and my uncle the following week at the Outback. My bro asked to see my ring [ A heart shaped, white gold ring with rubies and diamonds that I borrowed from a good friend of mine ] He scrutinized it with disbelief so much so that his girlfriend said, ' It's not like YOU'RE going to be able to tell if it's fake.' With dissatisfaction, he recklessly tossed the ring down on the table. I was pissed and verbally snipped him for an hour. His g/f questioned why I was berraiding him to which I responded, ' One, he doesn't believe I'm married and two, he Threw my wedding ring.' That only partially convinced him. It wasn't until Sunday where i brought my s.o. for show and tell to a family function where the s.o. and I spun our tale of Atlantic City with proof in the form of the pictures and rings [He wore a gold ring on the appropriate finger.] Needless to say, my brother is fully convinced. However, I propose a question to you wonderful people -should we spill the beans this Friday or string it out until April Fools Day of next year?
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spring it.. its going to be hard to hold on to that, and what happens if you break up..

we're extending the joke in a few weeks we're going to tell my parents she is pregnent and the engagement is on for real..


should be good for a laugh :D
 
inline4 said:
spring it.. its going to be hard to hold on to that, and what happens if you break up..
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Nah, even if we face plant on the relationship, he and I were friends first and most likely will be after. A far as holding on to the ruse, I see my brother once every couple of months. So long as the 'rents' keep their yaps shut, it'll be a breeze. Plus, I'm getting a house soon. That solidifies the whole ' living in his apartment until we get our house' line I fed him on Sunday. Mwahahahahah

inline4 said:
...we're extending the joke in a few weeks we're going to tell my parents she is pregnent and the engagement is on for real..


should be good for a laugh :D
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Hell yeah. You should find a friend that has sonograms and show them to your folks. They'll want to beat you once you confess.
 
InnerMuse said:
Nah, even if we face plant on the relationship, he and I were friends first and most likely will be after. A far as holding on to the ruse, I see my brother once every couple of months. So long as the 'rents' keep their yaps shut, it'll be a breeze. Plus, I'm getting a house soon. That solidifies the whole ' living in his apartment until we get our house' line I fed him on Sunday. Mwahahahahah



Hell yeah. You should find a friend that has sonograms and show them to your folks. They'll want to beat you once you confess.
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i dont know anyone who's currently pregers..

wait.. i do.. OOHH i'm evil!!!
 
InnerMuse said:
/tear Go make Momma proud, beh-bee. If you're still alive after this one, you'll have to take a pics of their expressions when you tell them it's a joke and post 'em.
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screw pictures, i'm setting up video cameras!!!
 
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