ITT tell stories of breakups

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Maybe you were too beaucoup.

What we have here is a fine specimen of Alabama black snake.
But it aint too goddamn beaucoup.

 

[JAXvillain]

btw, she was also repulsively nuts which was ultimately the deciding factor

 

[Thorn Bird]

btw, she was also repulsively nuts which was ultimately the deciding factor

ok. no hell for you.