ITT: Reminisce on UF years gone by...

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So I've come up with a new game at work while I'm bored which is to check up on which threads the guests are reading (invariably they all seem to be from 2005 which is weird) and loads of names of old posters popped up. I think some explaining and deep thought is needed, where did all these people go?

Hydro, Hifigirly, JJ, Dov, Cletus etc. etc.

Which members do ya'll miss for their sparkling wit and charming banter?

I think nev is number 1 on my list

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hydro and HiFi check in occasionally, they're busy with the chilluns.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Why do people have to procreate and ruin everything.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I miss Spange and Thorn

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I remember that one time someone posted something funny and I laughed.

Good times.

 

[shawndavid]

Though he still stops by occasionally, I miss elpmis.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I remember that one time someone posted something funny and I laughed.

Good times.

That was like 3 years ago or something.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Elf penis was a funny guy. There's too many ovaries and too few penii it seems.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That was like 3 years ago or something.

Yeah I don't think I've ever said anything funny. Nor would I dare to. I'm a woman afterall.

 

[APRIL]

I miss Zoe.

 

[JAXvillain]

Yeah I don't think I've ever said anything funny. Nor would I dare to. I'm a woman afterall.

good call...women aren't funny

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It may have been a bot, Im not really sure anymore.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I miss Zoe.

That whore almost stole your man!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I miss Zoe.

Who's Zoe?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

good call...women aren't funny

Jokes about them are though. I only just discovered Chris Rock. That guy says some funny shit.

 

[JAXvillain]

Jokes about them are though. I only just discovered Chris Rock. That guy says some funny shit.

I would never, EVER hit a woman but I sure would shake a bitch. /rock

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I would never, EVER hit a woman but I sure would shake a bitch. /rock

I love the insight into a womans mind.

"Men you ever catch your woman just looking at you for no reason? She's looking at you and thinking 'man how did I end up with this loser' because you're not her first choice"

"A woman trusts her best friend with anything, but she won't leave her in a room with her boyfriend for more than 5 minutes just in case they get it on"

 

[fly]

Fucking Nev man.

I also miss that porn bitch that posted here once.

 

[thrawn]

I miss Zoe.

she was a bitch

 

[kiwi]

I miss Zoe.

Me too, she was hot.

Why'd you have to scare her off?