UPS BE A BUNCHA HOOOOOOOSS!!!
They molestered my box!!! Not that box!! (you dirty people)
This box:
The last time I got something shipped through them they borked up that box to! WTF is their deal?!?
They molestered my box!!! Not that box!! (you dirty people)
This box:

The last time I got something shipped through them they borked up that box to! WTF is their deal?!?