FYI ITT let's discuss poor people

My caddy's limo driver told me some things about them. Dreadful, absolutely disgusting creatures. I hear they look like the Falmer commonly found in the depths of Skyrim.
According to my pilates guru, limo drivers are all liars. He'll have you believing in those mythical gay people next.
How gay does a person have to be in order to achieve mythic status?