Thread ITT I post about the first time i smoked weed

You know what I like about titty bars?
Bad music and no talking.
No one should ever talk in a titty bar.
I walk in with a wad of bills.
The only thing a broad should ever say is:
"You want a fresh drink?"
"You want a lap dance?"
"You wanna go in the private booth with me?"
 
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no no no no no

I vote for @Maureen. If a lying, old, fake, bisexual, fugly, cunt can be the leader of the us = then an drug addicted, gold digging, old, ex stripper can be the leader for you guys here.

Omg yay
You've always been my favourite son bb!!!!
Don't listen to these maricas estúpidos! Eles não sabem sobre o nosso amor
143 my niggaaaaa
 
I was with me best friend porky at a park. We were both 14yrs old and he stole some weed from his dad. There was a baseball field in the park so we went and started to smoke in the dug outs. As we were smoking these 2 dudes walked up to us and said they were cops.

I took off running and they yelled they were just fucking around. I walked back to them since my friend was still with them. We ended up smoking with them and after we were done they once again said they were cops so i took off again and stopped when i heard them laughing. I went back and asked them to buy some alcohol. They bought us some aftershock from the arab mart up the block. They were some good bros.

Fascinating.

Can you start a thread where you tell us all the story of when you first realized you where gay next?
That would be awesome.
 
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