....That for today, and the rest of the week, I will be nice to the 'nev. I was a little rough on the kid yesterday and feel I should make amends.
So, for the rest of the week I will be nice to him. I wont call him a fatass, or draw attention to the cellulite on his 4th chin, or that he has corn chip crumbs distributed evenly throughout his beard. Ill not once mention the difficulty he has squeezing through a simple doorframe or that he has to buy oversized clownpants and dye them to look like blue jeans. Ill not mention that his cholesterol count is 911 or that he has an uneaten slice of pizza stuck under his armpit.
So get it while the gettins good 'nev, this is your week.
*Offer void if smileynev pisses me off or if forget to take my medication
So, for the rest of the week I will be nice to him. I wont call him a fatass, or draw attention to the cellulite on his 4th chin, or that he has corn chip crumbs distributed evenly throughout his beard. Ill not once mention the difficulty he has squeezing through a simple doorframe or that he has to buy oversized clownpants and dye them to look like blue jeans. Ill not mention that his cholesterol count is 911 or that he has an uneaten slice of pizza stuck under his armpit.
So get it while the gettins good 'nev, this is your week.
*Offer void if smileynev pisses me off or if forget to take my medication