Hawt ITT: I find Wickie's dream woman

[Duke]

CLEARWATER BEACH — A North Carolina woman has been arrested after police say she poured vodka in a boy's eyes at a hotel pool in Florida.

WFLA-TV Ch. 8 reports (tbtim.es/127i) Clearwater police say 23-year-old Roseanna Marie Kiser of Huntersville, N.C., was arrested Tuesday and charged with child abuse and battery on a law enforcement officer.

Police say Kiser was intoxicated at the Sheraton Sand Key Hotel in Clearwater Beach when she became upset with the boy because he splashed water near her.

Police say she opened a bottle of vodka and poured some of it onto the boy's eyes and face before grabbing and pushing him into the pool.

An arrest report says Kiser kicked a police officer in the groin with her foot during her arrest.

It's unclear whether she has an attorney.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/public...s-eyes-at-clearwater-beach-hotel-pool/2280913

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

#obsessed

 

[Duke]

Come on, Wickie. I feel this is a woman you can see eye-to-eye with.

 

[nukes]

She's the perfect match for Florida Man. Clearly THIS was her attempt to meet him.

 

[Darth Handsome]

 

[Strings]

She's too good for Wickie. I think I might be in love

 

[Duke]

She's too good for Wickie. I think I might be in love

It was the Vodka wasn't it. She had you at vodka.

 

[Strings]

It was the Vodka wasn't it. She had you at vodka.

She had me at "A North Carolina woman".
Nukes and I could be neighbors.
I can forgive her wasting the Vodka. Little shit had it coming.

 

[nukes]

I cringed.
North Carolina is the new Dade County.

 

[Strings]

I cringed.
North Carolina is the new Dade County.

Mind if we park our house in your driveway, Nukes? Just till we get on our feet.

 

[nukes]

Mind if we park our house in your driveway, Nukes? Just till we get on our feet.

Theres a cul-de-sac at the end of the street.
Walk on up for showers, $5.
Spray you down with the garden hose, $2.

 

[Strings]

Theres a cul-de-sac at the end of the street.
Walk on up for showers, $5.
Spray you down with the garden hose, $2.

Thanks, Nukes. I knew I could count on you. Lets drink to our new proximity to each other. Got any Vodka?

 

[nukes]

Thanks, Nukes. I knew I could count on you. Lets drink to our new proximity to each other. Got any Vodka?

$5.

 

[Strings]

$5.

Wear goggles.

 

[nukes]

Wear goggles.

Would free vodka also get me a mandatory eye wash?

 

[Strings]

Would free vodka also get me a mandatory eye wash?

Nah, just a kick in the balls.
I'm not sure I want her too close to you.
She does have a wandering eye.

 

[nukes]

Nah, just a kick in the balls.
I'm not sure I want her too close to you.
She does have a wandering eye.

Good move, im wicked cute in very low lighting.

 

[thintoast]

Good move, im wicked cute in very low lighting.

Quit lying. You're beautiful with the lights out.

 

[nukes]

Quit lying. You're beautiful with the lights out.

Also a fact.

 

[Petunia]

Why would she waster perfectly good vodka on a brats eyes