It's UF Big Brother, tell me what happens

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You just don't know what a bitch I can be IRL when I want to

You think Im all nice and prissy IRL?

 

[BigDov]

You think Im all nice and prissy IRL?

Yes.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yes.

I dunno. I'd say I was prone to strangling people who steal my cigarettes and being cold to everyone in general, but Im not bitchy unneccessarily.

 

[Nyx]

You think Im all nice and prissy IRL?

Noooooo

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If anyone touches my Hummel collection, they're losing their fingers

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Noooooo

We could be the gossipy cliquey chicks.

 

[ieholly]

i bet i get naked second, i'm a follower.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i bet i get naked second, i'm a follower.

I'd look forward to it.

 

[thrawn]

If anyone touches my Hummel collection, they're losing their fingers

 

[Nyx]

We could be the gossipy cliquey chicks.

Except I'm a very poor source for gossip, I never seem to know what's going on

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You're the one that chipped my Norman Rockwell figurine

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Except I'm a very poor source for gossip, I never seem to know what's going on

That's okay, I'd get you up to speed in no time. Eavesdropping is an art.

 

[thrawn]

You're the one that chipped my Norman Rockwell figurine

only fair, you dropped my Thomas Kinkade mug

 

[BigDov]

I'd be the introverted wallflower that through attrition would outlast you all and win the prize.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'd be the introverted wallflower that through attrition would outlast you all and win the prize.

But you'd share the prize with alll the chicas, right?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

only fair, you dropped my Thomas Kinkade mug

I told you I was sorry, I accidentally knocked it off the table with my giant plush phallus



I ordered you a new one

 

[Percy Thrillington]

As long as there was beer and food nearby Id be ok
Plus Id be walkin around in my drawers most of the time

 

[Percy Thrillington]

I told you I was sorry, I accidentally knocked it off the table with my giant plush phallus



I ordered you a new one

I told you to quit chasin people around with that thing

 

[BigDov]

But you'd share the prize with alll the chicas, right?

Of course

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I told you to quit chasin people around with that thing

But it makes fly giggle and wet his pants