It's that most wonderful time

[Applesauce]

That looks like scotch Tre is holding... in a cubicle... at work?!

 

[Applesauce]

oh man, there are so many people that drive drunk home from here. Well, I knew they used to a few years ago when I was a security guard here and watched them go to their cars after downing 10 beers at a social drink upstairs.

When I was able to drive my dad's car which had dip tags on it, I would drive home plastered and the cops just don't pull you over.

Or going 100 MPH+ and your excuse is, "Sir, I'm late for work."

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Or going 100 MPH+ and your excuse is, "Sir, I'm late for work."

That state trooper was soooooo cool.

 

[kiwi]

I had some orange juice yesterday. Now that's good stuff.

 

[Kevlar]

hmmmmmm

You like?

 

[Shalimar]

Coffee and scotch combined would be the single most powerful beverage in the world.

Grey goose and red bull's more accomplished kin?

 

[tre]

You like?

yes!


so thirsty...

 

[Shalimar]

http://www.sptimes.ru/index.php?action_id=2&story_id=6758

it was this dude's fourth accident, and at least two of them were alcohol related.

i was like why didn't I see this in the st petersburg times?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Grey goose and red bull's more accomplished kin?

Like that but with super powers.

 

[tre]

i was like why didn't I see this in the st petersburg times?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That cieling light is eating tre's face.

 

[Shalimar]

5 years in Siberia is like twelve life sentences here.

13 life sentences in Australia.





and damn ur a funny bastard chikken..

 

[Shalimar]

That cieling light is eating tre's face.

are you this funny in person or like dharma, only funny online?

 

[Kevlar]

yes!


so thirsty...

You will never run out!

 

[fly]

Coffee and scotch combined would be the single most powerful beverage in the world.

Drambuie + coffee = win

 

[Syrup Beaver]

are you this funny in person or like dharma, only funny online?

I'm always making family members squirt a variety of beverages out their noses if that helps.

 

[tre]

are you this funny in person or like dharma, only funny online?

When I met Dharma, I couldn't tell if she was just shy, or just nervous from sitting between Shawn and Zac

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Drambuie + coffee = win

Would you believe I've never had Drambuie?

 

[fly]

are you this funny in person or like dharma, only funny online?

No, hes always funny.


When are you coming here Chikken?!?!?!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

When I met Dharma, I couldn't tell if she was just shy, or just nervous from sitting between Shawn and Zac

Richard Simmons would be nervous sitting between those two.