FYI It's International Feminazi Day

I promise to not rape any women today.
Well, not any ugly ones, anyways.


All purposely. One, I chastised Lutherans and said they were complete hypocrites & being in their churches induced suicidal thoughts because it was so boring.
But then I was sent to take more theology classes, because apparently I was misinformed about these party animal Lutherans! I wrote an essay that basically summed up my "facts" & and named even the Dean of the school a hypocrite because I saw him in my grandma's church once he shunned me & what kind of devout Lutheran/God lover would do that?!
I was so excited.