GAY It's hug an Australian Day

[Applesauce]

Can I hug a Koala ?
They seem gentle

They are stinky, unpredictable, & mean. They are actually quite creepy to watch them interact with one another when they're gonna fight. *shudder*

 

[Applesauce]

They look like they smell like new born babies too

Like, I cannot even explain the bad stink. It's like a nest of ferrets decided to have an orgy, & they pissed on each other 195 times during foreplay, & then they all ran around outside on a 1000% humidity kinda day.

But, worse.

 

[Petunia]

Like, I cannot even explain the bad stink. It's like a nest of ferrets decided to have an orgy, & they pissed on each other 195 times during foreplay, & then they all ran around outside on a 1000% humidity kinda day.

But, worse.

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also, i know koalas smell like @Dory's swamp hobo ass circa 2010 on a hot summers night.

 

[fly]

Like, I cannot even explain the bad stink. It's like a nest of ferrets decided to have an orgy, & they pissed on each other 195 times during foreplay, & then they all ran around outside on a 1000% humidity kinda day.

But, worse.

omfg I cant stop laughing at this

 

[nukes]

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also, i know koalas smell like @Dory's swamp hobo ass circa 2010 on a hot summers night.

I have been observing your posting style with interest for some time.
These particular posts begin with gibberish, yet end on a cogent note.
Some working theories are:
-You have a cat or small child.
-demonic possession.
-multiple personalities.
My favorite tho is as follows;
You are a North Korean spy, working a special code which appears to be nonsense, but is actually genius level cypher which informs Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman of important Canadian events which can aid North Korea in world domination.

 

[Moonraker069]

I hugged an Australian once..... down undah I would not equate the smell to a koala..... More like a dingo that just stole my baby. A dingo that decided to role in a certain person's carefully placed poop on the grass.


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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

CRIKEY!

 

[Petunia]

I have been observing your posting style with interest for some time.
These particular posts begin with gibberish, yet end on a cogent note.
Some working theories are:
-You have a cat or small child.
-demonic possession.
-multiple personalities.
My favorite tho is as follows;
You are a North Korean spy, working a special code which appears to be nonsense, but is actually genius level cypher which informs Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman of important Canadian events which can aid North Korea in world domination.

My cat walks across my keyboard when I'm laughing
And the sweet irony ? My damn cats name is KimJongCat

 

[Amstel]

My cat

this changes everything.

CAT Lady

 

[Petunia]

this changes everything.

CAT Lady

It's a pretty pussy

 

[Peppers]

Like, I cannot even explain the bad stink. It's like a nest of ferrets decided to have an orgy, & they pissed on each other 195 times during foreplay, & then they all ran around outside on a 1000% humidity kinda day.

But, worse.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

So only @Applesauce and I actually hugged an Aussie?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

You are bereft of Asian woman who bathes in ketchup.

One blackball to nukes for inconsiderate use of archaic Germanic words.

So only @Applesauce and I actually hugged an Aussie?

I believe in neither hugs or Australia(ns).

 

[Ledboots]

So only @Applesauce and I actually hugged an Aussie?

I have hugged an Aussie, but not on the correct day, it seems.

 

[MacG]

My cat walks across my keyboard when I'm laughing
And the sweet irony ? My damn cats name is KimJongCat

You have a cat?

 

[MacG]

Nope. Nuthin'. Probably banned by my commienazi pinko government.

Interesting, looks like, I too, have a commienazi pinko government.

 

[Ledboots]

You have a cat?

Yes, the way to @Maureen's heart is to discuss cat things.

 

[MacG]

Yes, the way to @Maureen's heart is to discuss cat things.

Who said anything about a heart?

 

[Lambie]

Interesting, looks like, I too, have a commienazi pinko government.

Socialist scumbags.

 

[MacG]

Socialist scumbags.

I don't care what any government is, they're all scumbags. If one is not a scumbag, there is NO FUCKING WAY they could make it to the top.