GAY IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! V.PRESENTS

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It's officially Xmas in the civilised part of the world and I've opened all my gifts from my dearest.

So I got....

A retro coffee set
Cuban cigar
Leopard print wallet
Zebra fur make up bag + mirror
2 pairs of fluffy leopard print PJ's
8 pairs of nice pants
2 pairs of zebra print socks
Various chocolates
Cocktail cigarettes
A 1960's HUGE Vogue mirror.
Wooden zebra statue
Some tumblers with gold owls on from my best friend and some zebra tissues from her too.

There's some kind of theme to my presents this year. I just haven't figured it out yet. :fly:

Edit: I totally forgot to mention my furry leopard print slippers
 
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your dad's hoping you go on a safari and get eaten by a lion?
IT'S PUNKMAS, BITCH!!!

Nah but I've gone a bit animal print mad this year. All my rooms have animal print in as do most my clothes. I started on a theme of a zebra print tattoo but scrapped it after much research in favour of something else.
 

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Ah, figured you'd be out at the bar actually. I usually would be but a friend of ours who was supposed to be putting on a huge party in a local bar got banned from there because his PA is too loud. :mad:
neighborhood is all closed down plus I don't want to show up for xmas tomorrow roughed up
 

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Oh Dad seeing as you might read this thread with your morning pint of tea Bene says do you have a cigar clipper? Seems like the kind of thing a gent like you might have and apparently I'm not allowed to just bite off the nub like a heathen this year.
 

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so what kind of cuban cigar? i'm certainly a fan, have a wee humidor myself....

also. in a pinch, a kitchen mandoline cuts a cigar nicely, as does a loose razor blade.
 
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so what kind of cuban cigar? i'm certainly a fan, have a wee humidor myself....

also. in a pinch, a kitchen mandoline cuts a cigar nicely, as does a loose razor blade.
It's a montecristo, if that means anything.

I have no mandolin, a bad razor blade may be easily found though. Thanks for the tip.