It's almost spring, and girls start showing their bellybuttons . . .

[JAXvillain]

I stabbed my eyes with a letter opener. Everything is better now.

A her knees must be messed up from that belly slapping against them when she walks.

she probably has to keep udder balm on her knees at all times to prevent chafing

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Lookin at my beard..thats a paddlin
Lookin at my shoes...thats a paddlin
Sayin gods below...better belive thats a paddlin

I saw that episode the other night

 

[fly]

she probably has to keep udder balm on her knees at all times to prevent chafing

granny flyz0r used to use this stuff on herself.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well, she's got a built-in snowplow at least

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If you skinned that bitch I be you could make a quilt that would cover a family of 5

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If you skinned that bitch I be you could make a quilt that would cover a family of 5

I was thinking of wall covering for the new place, but that could work too


Hard part is ironing out the stretch marks

 

[jaxxor]

I wonder how long it's been since she saw her vagina? or anybody for that matter. That cooch pooch is a pretty formidable defense!

 

[fly]

I wonder how long it's been since she saw her vagina? or anybody for that matter. That cooch pooch is a pretty formidable defense!

I bet there is urine stains all over it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I wonder how long it's been since she saw her vagina? or anybody for that matter. That cooch pooch is a pretty formidable defense!

Ugh would you want to?
It probably looks like old cottage cheese with hair on it

 

[jaxxor]

Ugh would you want to?
It probably looks like old cottage cheese with hair on it

I'm sure SOMEBODY would hit it. There's a huge disgusting bitch here at work that's not too far off from looking like her, and desperate guys hit on her all the time at work. She's even got a kid.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ugh would you want to?
It probably looks like old cottage cheese with hair on it

And I'm sure it smells the same, with the added aroma of 3 day old raw chicken left in the sun

 

[fly]

And I'm sure it smells the same, with the added aroma of 3 day old raw chicken left in the sun

Stinky Meat Project v.April

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Stinky Meat Project v.April

Mal fromage

 

[Nyx]

it's evidently only common among the literary and educated set. pour yourself a scotch, light up a cigar, and congratulate yourself on being a cut above

Or a cut below, as may be more accurate in this case

 

[BigDov]

Or a cut below, as may be more accurate in this case

Stole the words from my mouth

 

[Nyx]

I thought this thread would be about your daughter wanting to get hers pierced. Gross.

Definitely not about my daughter

 

[Nyx]

Stole the words from my mouth

Uh uh, my words! MINE!!!

 

[BigDov]

Uh uh, my words! MINE!!!

I'm slowly backing away now....... slooooowly backing away..........

 

[jaxxor]

just on a side note, there's this lady at work who's really nice in a nerdy sort of way, but she has a huge moustache!

 

[Nyx]

I'm slowly backing away now....... slooooowly backing away..........

Backing away from the crazy woman?

That's not as far from the truth as you might think