Hawt It's a good day for America, and therefore the world

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Lick the slit, Lampurger.
Munch the bearded clam, Marchigiana.
Dive for the pearl, Droughtmaster.
Have a box lunch, Highlands.
Lip-synch to the fish-fueled jukebox, Lincoln Red.
Mumble in the moss, Maine Anjou.
Taste the tuna taco, Tharparkar.
Lap at the lint trap, Longhorn.

~fin~
 
I'm imagining Oprah hollering out YOY GET A SPOUSE YOU GET A SPOUSE as if it's something you just magically obtain and like humans don't have real emotions. Lolololol