It pays to gargle baby batter.

[Syrup Beaver]

I grew up on the ocean. I've heard all about how raw fish can fuck up your life. Never eat uncooked meat. Of any kind.

Guess you won't be getting that fellatio now

 

[Sarcasmo]

Of any kind???

Tube steak is actually in the vegetable family. Sounds weird, I know, but go with me on this one.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I get hungry while diving, and just grab a random fish sometimes

So if you take a bite and it's nasty do you just let it go and find another? Poor things swimming around with chunks missing...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So if you take a bite and it's nasty do you just let it go and find another? Poor things swimming around with chunks missing...

Most fish are pretty tasty, so I haven't had that problem yet

The sharks usually eat the crumbs anyway

 

[fly]

Ahhhhh....sushi.

I used to like sushi until I started reading about the 40 foot tapeworm that can grow in your intestines.

Best diet ever.

 

[Bubbles]

Best diet ever.

I found a really gross story about a wife watching her husband's tape worm wiggle itself out of his bung hole.

I'm gonna try to find it again for your reading enjoyment.

 

[fly]

I found a really gross story about a wife watching her husband's tape worm wiggle itself out of his bung hole.

I'm gonna try to find it again for your reading enjoyment.

I saw a story like that on the Discovery Channel.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I drink pee.

 

[zengirl]

I found a really gross story about a wife watching her husband's tape worm wiggle itself out of his bung hole.

I'm gonna try to find it again for your reading enjoyment.

Now, I'm so glad I opened this thread

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I found a really gross story about a wife watching her husband's tape worm wiggle itself out of his bung hole.

I'm gonna try to find it again for your reading enjoyment.

More interesting to know, would be why she was staring at his arsehole to begin with

 

[Sarcasmo]

More interesting to know, would be why she was staring at his arsehole to begin with

If my SO said "I think my shit's moving" I would probably look. Not in a perverted way, but more of a "WTF" way.

 

[Bubbles]

Now, I'm so glad I opened this thread

 

[Bubbles]

If my SO said "I think my shit's moving" I would probably look. Not in a perverted way, but more of a "WTF" way.

Mee Too! Mee Too!

 

[Sarcasmo]

This thread (and title) now make me want to drown in my own vomit.

 

[Bubbles]

This thread (and title) now make me want to drown in my own vomit.

I kinda think the title rape was cute.

 

[Bubbles]

Weird tapeworm story..........it is kinda long.


http://www.maniaman.com/tapeworm.html

 

[Sarcasmo]

Weird tapeworm story..........it is kinda long.


http://www.maniaman.com/tapeworm.html

I have never wanted you for sex more than I do now. I am seriously considering marrying you that story turned me on so much. Is that weird?

 

[fly]

More interesting to know, would be why she was staring at his arsehole to begin with

The story on the Discovery Channel was some dude taking a shit and some of the worm came out. After he pulled out a couple feet line, he called in his wife. They got like 2-3 yards before it snagged on something. They cut it off as close as possible to his balloon knot, and the rest snapped back inside.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That guys writing style is atrocious, and wholly un-readable.

But the moral of the story is, who goes for 2 months of being constipated without seeking serious help?

Heck, I'd be showing up at the doctor's office after 2 days.

 

[Bubbles]

I have never wanted you for sex more than I do now. I am seriously considering marrying you that story turned me on so much. Is that weird?

tehehe.......not weird at all........it's about time a find someone who can stand my strange personality.