Is this big...

[theacoustician]

He misinterprets "Hello, who is this..." as "you are a wee little man with a wee little penis. No, don't touch it son, thats where the devil's juice comes from. The devil tells you to touch it. Now go wash up and wait for mommy to come up to gather your nectar..."

At least, thats how I think he views it.

Just admit your wife is psycho and has no sense of humor and they'll stop mocking you.

 

[fly]

She yelled at him and called him names.

dont you want to sometimes?