Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
What if I like that smooth chemical draw?Does that work?
Do you like, stand it up on the kitchen table so it's blowing hot air upwards, by zip tieing it to a chunk of wood or an old car part? and the whole family gets their own pair of tongs and skewers for heating up their wontons and chicken balls?
"HONEY THE KITCHEN SMELLS LIKE BURNT CHEMICALS"
"oh I forgot, I used it to quickly dry the primer coat so I could quickly get the sec-"
"THERE'S SMOKE COMING OUT OF THE HEAT GUN"
*smoke detector goes off...*
I like the sensation of drinking Robocop's melted down corpse.