Don't forget a celery stalk, to be used as a pole.Envisioning a food portrait of @Maureen
Need bits of red onion or something for overdone, curled up eyelashes. Maybe slices of green olive for fake green irises?
Obvs ketchup for huge puffy fake DSL's then chop off however much of Hershey's kisses are needed to make proportional nostrils.
Need something for fake blonde curly hair. Maybe do one continuous peel off a yellow squash?
That would cover the basics. Gonna have to work with expression or maybe include something stabby to really bring it home and make it undeniably Kiki.