Food The (not so) delicious food thread

[gee]

They’re readily available at Wegmans.

Canada just sucks.

Atlantic Canada just has a different palate.

Want to buy a bucket of trimmed navel beef and a huge bag of potatoes for fuck all? we've got you covered.

 

[nukes]

Atlantic Canada just has a different palate.

Want to buy a bucket of trimmed navel beef and a huge bag of potatoes for fuck all? we've got you covered.

What makes the beef navel? Is it filled with semen?

 

[Jehannum]

What makes the beef navel? Is it filled with semen?

Lint.

 

[nukes]

 

[gee]

What makes the beef navel? Is it filled with semen?

It comes from the navel of the cow, just like striploin

 

[tre]

It comes from the navel of the cow, just like striploin

It's Naval beef, the cows were pastured on a ship.

 

[Strings]

It's Naval beef, the cows were pastured on a ship.

A sea cow?

 

[Ledboots]

Leave the manatees alone you ghouls

 

[Jehannum]

It comes from the navel of the cow, just like striploin

BUT WHERE DOES THE SIRLOIN COME FROM?

 

[gee]

It's Naval beef, the cows were pastured on a ship.

So they're seamen-filled, not semen filled as nukes was suggesting.

YARRR! HOW DARE YE ATTEMPT MUTINY ON MY SHIP! MEN, TAKE THIS SCURVY SCALLYWAG BELOW DECK TO MEET BESSIE!

 

[gee]

BUT WHERE DOES THE SIRLOIN COME FROM?

Oh, sirloin is just some fancy name that royalty came up with to make eating cow dick sound all pretentious and shit.

 

[nukes]

So they're seamen-filled, not semen filled as nukes was suggesting.

YARRR! HOW DARE YE ATTEMPT MUTINY ON MY SHIP! MEN, TAKE THIS SCURVY SCALLYWAG BELOW DECK TO MEET BESSIE!

I used Google Voice and was just too lazy to edit. She's a dirty girl.

 

[Valve1138]

Strip steaks come from the mcdonalds area of the cow.

 

[adi]

^^^^^^^^^^^^heeeeeee

 

[Valve1138]

We’re really enjoying this newish service.

Lotsa good cooking shows where they actually cook.

Unlike Food/Cooking channels.

 

[tre]

Chocolate Taco. Hand made cocoa tortilla, chocolate ganache, vanilla whipped cream, candied cacao nibs, ancho powder.

Was fuckin awesome.

 

[Valve1138]

Burnt

 

[gee]

How the fuck have I not put wasabi powder in my tartar sauce until now

 

[nukes]

How the fuck have I not put wasabi powder in my tartar sauce until now

Good idea. Except I don't enjoy fusion Asian. Meaning mayo and Asian spices.
But that's just me. Wasabi belongs on sushi and goes well in noodles and mayonnaise does not belong on sushi.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Oh Gee this is but one of many discoveries between now & your 50th bday