Food Is there a delicious food thread?

[fly]

i think she just wants you happy.

And not fat.

 

[tre]

And not fat.

or flaccid

 

[APRIL]

i think she just wants you happy.

That's not something I can do for him.

 

[APRIL]

Don't you want me thin?

You are thin, goober.

 

[Amstel]

It's really not that big of a deal. I usually just throw it up before it becomes full blown food poisoning type shitting and puking. For me, a delicious rare burger is worth the occasional hork.

Have you had 100% grass fed beef burgers rare? (I'm an MR person, but close enough).

 

[nukes]

That's not something I can do for him.

You could try though

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

That's not something I can do for him.

not when you force him to listen to your constant bitching without allowing him to fix it.......CLEARLY

 

[nukes]

Or jeez I don't know just walk right up to a man and say "what can I do to make your day go better today?"

 

[APRIL]

You could try though

You don't read into self depreciating humor very well.

 

[APRIL]

Or jeez I don't know just walk right up to a man and say "what can I do to make your day go better today?"

Ha, ya, like you do for your wife? Hahahahahahhahahahaha gfy

 

[Jehannum]

Or jeez I don't know just walk right up to a man and say "what can I do to make your day go better today?"

I'm not sure whether a handy with a finger in the butt is gonna help or not, but you're welcome to give it a try on me.

 

[nukes]

Ha, ya, like you do for your wife? Hahahahahahhahahahaha gfy

I do. I just set boundaries with it.

 

[Mustard Dispenser]

I'm not sure whether a handy with a finger in the butt is gonna help or not, but you're welcome to give it a try on me.

fyi nukes, youll wanna wear welders gloves for this activity

 

[Jehannum]

fyi nukes, youll wanna wear welders gloves for this activity

It really ups the friction coefficient.

 

[nukes]

fyi nukes, youll wanna wear welders gloves for this activity

Pro tip thanks!

 

[wetwille]

These are Tater Mitts - take these to his carrot.
"Tater Mitts peel the super fine most exterior layer of skin from vegetables, getting rid of dirt yet saving all the nutrients. " See, good for your diet too.

 

[Jehannum]

View attachment 5647 These are Tater Mitts - take these to his carrot.
"Tater Mitts peel the super fine most exterior layer of skin from vegetables, getting rid of dirt yet saving all the nutrients. " See, good for your diet too.

I AM NOT VEGAN.

 

[Mustard Dispenser]

ALL MEAT ALL THE TIME

 

[wetwille]

I AM NOT VEGAN.

I was thinking of nukes - he doesn't get enough fiber.

 

[tre]

ALL MEAT ALL THE TIME