Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
My pee smells like coffee all the time.I made bacon/crab mac/cheese for Thanksgiving so I've been eating a lot of it as leftovers, my piss smelled like crab yesterday.
My pee smells like coffee all the time.I made bacon/crab mac/cheese for Thanksgiving so I've been eating a lot of it as leftovers, my piss smelled like crab yesterday.
At least you can take solace in Uber's ongoing unraveling.Speaking of poop cult...
I have been. Did you see the video of Travis Kalanik Uber CEO losing a debate in the back of an Uber Black? I'll link it up tomorrow between Hershey squirts.At least you can take solace in Uber's ongoing unraveling.
Here's a Filipino treat you're gonna love. Garlic fried rice.I scrambled some eggs today and sprinkled a little garlic powder own them. Almost as good as ketchup and eggs.
Sriracha and eggs is second only to Hollandaise and eggs.I scrambled some eggs today and sprinkled a little garlic powder own them. Almost as good as ketchup and eggs.
I always do a little salt/pepper/garlic in my scrambled eggs.I scrambled some eggs today and sprinkled a little garlic powder own them. Almost as good as ketchup and eggs.
A tablespoon of pesto in scrambled eggs is primo. Toss in some ham and you've got green eggs and ham.
But you guys probably already know that.
I always do a little salt/pepper/garlic in my scrambled eggs.
I usually garnish with salsa.I put salt and pepper in them too. I like to put in some onion and bell pepper when I have it.
Then you may as well just make an omelette.
When I did this the first time I was like OMGWTFWDIWSLFT. ohmygodwhatthefuckwhydidIwaitsolongforthissalsa
I've had breakfast burritos since before I could walk. How is it that people haven't heard of those before?When I did this the first time I was like OMGWTFWDIWSLFT. ohmygodwhatthefuckwhydidIwaitsolongforthis
I grew up in Chicago. Ketchup goes on Burgers and Fries.I've had breakfast burritos since before I could walk. How is it that people haven't heard of those before?
Scrambled eggs, salsa, cheese, bacon, wrapped in a tortilla.