Food The (not so) delicious food thread

[Petunia]

I've been addicted to high end carrot cake lately and still lost 27 lbs. Portion control. Takes me 3 days to eat 1 piece. Fresh Market a mile away is the culprit.

carrot cake is life

 

[fly]

carrot cake is life

As long as it doesn't have nuts in it.

 

[tre]

As long as it doesn't have nuts in it.

weird, usually you like nuts in your mouf

 

[Jehannum]

As long as it doesn't have nuts in it.

 

[JAXvillain]

As long as it doesn't have nuts in it.

It's got walnuts on top. Just had a couple bites. Dee licious

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

As long as it doesn't have nuts in it.

how about on it? Is that ok?

 

[fly]

how about on it? Is that ok?

Less than ideal, but acceptable.

 

[tre]

how about on it? Is that ok?

Rollout’s mom certainly prefers it that way

 

[Jehannum]

Sandworm-inspired donuts.


Certainly not toothy buttholes, no chance.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dont put your dick in that

 

[wetwillie]

Rollout’s mom certainly prefers it that way

Nah man, she want's the whole sack in the cooch.


In memory of Rollout's Mom . . .
A chippy who lived on Blind Bluff,
Was known for the size of her muff.
'Had room for both hands,
And some intimate glands.
Was soft as a little chick's fluff.

 

[Jehannum]

Dont put your dick in that

 

[fly]

SHUT UP CAROL

 

[JAXvillain]

Dont put your dick in that

Www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat

 

[Domon]

Sandworm-inspired donuts.
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Certainly not toothy buttholes, no chance.

is that raw chicken?

 

[Jehannum]

is that raw chicken?

no, they're slivered almonds.

Holy shit, go to an eye doctor.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Your ocular circuits need re-calibration, robit

 

[Mikeawesome]

he washes his eyes with shampoo

 

[Domon]

ya'll need a recalibration of your humor sensors

 

[Jehannum]

ya'll need a recalibration of your humor sensors

As you've seen in the "bad joke" thread, if mine were calibrated with any lower standards, I'd just laugh at everything, all the time.