If y'all want The Colonel's secret blend of 11 herbs and spices, send me $5. I have obtained the formula. A copy will be delivered by private armored courier. It is 100% safe to use within the curtilage of your domicile but I have rigged them to self-destruct should ye venture to capitalize on my efforts by spreading them further.
Pop 1/2c (unpopped) popcorn in a hot air popper
Mix 1/4c melted butter with 1/2c vanilla extract, stir into the popcorn
Mix 1 tbsp fine granulated sugar + 1/2 tsp cinnamon + 1/2 tsp salt, dust over the top and give it a good shake.