Food The (not so) delicious food thread

[Valve1138]

Just ate an apple, and forgot to peel the label off beforehand.

Good going JehannWAW.

Enjoy your diverticulitis.

 

[wetwillie]

Found a really nice wild crabapple tree 2 weeks ago while hunting mushrooms, picked maybe 3-4 lbs, made some jelly. Stuff was so yumm, went back and got probably twice the amount. From what I read it's the premier thing for BRits to eat on their English muffies. @Dory ?
@fly - yes, now is the time to laugh at me for all the shit I might be ingesting from that wild stuff.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Found a really nice wild crabapple tree 2 weeks ago while hunting mushrooms, picked maybe 3-4 lbs, made some jelly. Stuff was so yumm, went back and got probably twice the amount. From what I read it's the premier thing for BRits to eat on their English muffies. @Dory ?
@fly - yes, now is the time to laugh at me for all the shit I might be ingesting from that wild stuff.
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Not sure what a crabapple is really but we do like jam on toast. We dont eat what you call english muffins all that much.

 

[wetwillie]

Not sure what a crabapple is really but we do like jam on toast. We dont eat what you call english muffins all that much.

F'n Google, lied to me - again.
Crabapple = small (from 1cm to maybe 3cm across), red apples, fairly tart/bitter, the small trees are often planted as ornamentals despite the mess the fruit makes later. Part of most good ciders since apples just don't have any real bite to them. This is a fairly strong apple growing area so some of what I found appeared to be domesticated apple/crab crosses.

 

[Petunia]

Not sure what a crabapple is really but we do like jam on toast. We dont eat what you call english muffins all that much.

omg i thought crabapples was a total british thing

 

[wetwillie]

omg i thought crabapples was a total british thing

You're bloody well right!!

 

[HipHugHer]

You're bloody well right!!

 

[gee]

Lots of crabapple trees around here. They're all off the trees this time of the year but I made a bunch of crabapple jelly a month or so ago.

Also made honeycrisp jelly, that was good shit.

 

[fly]

Found a really nice wild crabapple tree 2 weeks ago while hunting mushrooms, picked maybe 3-4 lbs, made some jelly. Stuff was so yumm, went back and got probably twice the amount. From what I read it's the premier thing for BRits to eat on their English muffies. @Dory ?
@fly - yes, now is the time to laugh at me for all the shit I might be ingesting from that wild stuff.
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Nothing wrong with eating wild stuff you weirdo!

 

[Jehannum]

I made rice gnocchi.

 

[Valve1138]

Or hotdog sushi.

 

[wetwillie]

I made rice gnocchi.

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Needs white sauce - Dicks Benedict

 

[Jehannum]

Just a little snack. Popcorn and ketchup burritos

 

[tre]

You’re supposed to use corn tortillas for authenticity

 

[Jehannum]

You’re supposed to use corn tortillas for authenticity

They're burritos, not tacos you Philistine.

 

[Domon]

Just a little snack. Popcorn and ketchup burritos

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that sounds less terrible than the previous things youve posted.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just a little snack. Popcorn and ketchup burritos

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you can take the boy out of the trailer park...

 

[Valve1138]

Greasy

 

[Jehannum]

Greasy

Don't my wieners just glisten in the sun?

 

[tre]

you can take the boy out of the trailer park...

Now you sound like fly