Food The (not so) delicious food thread

[Immigrant]

That really is about the most uniform loaf of home bread I’ve ever seen. No big holes for the jelly to seep through.

Well done, fly.

 

[Valve1138]

It’s a Mac n cheese for lunch kinda day.

That and we have milk to use up.

 

[Petunia]

i love boiling all my veggies adding spices, making a soup that I put in my blender and make a cream of vegetable soup. its so healthy, filling and vegan

like i can eat this shit everyday

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

i love boiling all my veggies adding spices, making a soup that I put in my blender and make a cream of vegetable soup. its so healthy, filling and vegan

like i can eat this shit everyday

Why are you boiling them? Roast 'em so they actually have some flavor

 

[Petunia]

Why are you boiling them? Roast 'em so they actually have some flavor

nope, thats a whole different meal

 

[gee]

I have never been able to do bread well (outside of using one-off kitchen gadgets like a breadmaker that both you and I know I won't own). Respect.

I use mine a fair bit.

Weigh a bunch of shit into the pan, fire it in the machine, poke a couple of buttons and bam, loaf of bread a few hours later. Or a ball of dough for baking in a real loaf pan, or making pizza/bagels/pretzels/rolls/whatever. Stupid easy.

 

[Valve1138]

@Mrs. Valve should do a live demo on bread.

 

[Valve1138]

This looks good.

King Arthur's Detroit-Style Pizza

A Detroit-style pizza with crispy, caramelized edges and a thick layer of sauce and cheese.

www.kingarthurflour.com

I should learn to make it so I can fulfill my destiny as a middle aged guy making dirty sock beer that no one wants to drink

 

[gee]

I bought one of those cheap kraft pizza kits a couple years ago, thinking to myself "how bad can it be"

I highly recommend buying one and trying it. It's a experience for sure.

 

[wetwillie]

I have never been able to do bread well (outside of using one-off kitchen gadgets like a breadmaker that both you and I know I won't own). Respect.

Since there will be no breaking of your bread you won't have to fix it. IJNA

 

[wetwillie]

@fly yeah, awesome looking bread. YUUUUUUMMMMM.

 

[Valve1138]

Wednesday Is prince spaghetti day!

Gonna make homemade pasta and meatballs for dins.

 

[fly]

This looks good.

King Arthur's Detroit-Style Pizza

A Detroit-style pizza with crispy, caramelized edges and a thick layer of sauce and cheese.

www.kingarthurflour.com

I should learn to make it so I can fulfill my destiny as a middle aged guy making dirty sock beer that no one wants to drink

Oh God, are you gonna be all butthurt with me too now?

I'm very sorry for saying your wife mansplains things to you. Friends?

 

[Valve1138]

Oh God, are you gonna be all butthurt with me too now?

I'm very sorry for saying your wife mansplains things to you. Friends?

wtf are you talking about, Willis?

 

[fly]

 

[Immigrant]

I bought one of those cheap kraft pizza kits a couple years ago, thinking to myself "how bad can it be"

I highly recommend buying one and trying it. It's a experience for sure.

We”be been watching episodes of Concentration from the mid-‘70s and one of their sponsors is Appian Way Pizza kits. Chef Boyardee used to make a similar box of shit, and man, hossonle doesn’t begin to describe how bad it was.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ive discovered making grilled ham&cheese sandwiches in the airfryer
holy shit theyre amazing

 

[Valve1138]

Ive discovered making grilled ham&cheese sandwiches in the airfryer
holy shit theyre amazing

Details please! Time? Temp? Do you preheat?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Preheat the machine to 370°
Prepare sandwich innards the way you like.
I put ham in the middle, a slice of colbyjack cheese on either side with a dab of fancy mustard inside
Butter the outside of the sandwich, apply a bit of pepper
Put it in the machine. The trick, tho is to watch it, and just let it stay till its toasted to your preferred toastyness
Theyre badass

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

forgot to mention, you have to flip it as it only toasts on the side facing up
so get one side toasty, flip it then to the other side