Food The (not so) delicious food thread

[kiwi]

Pumpkin spice is disgusting.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Oh, I was on the phone with a couple people in the 'peg yesterday, they've got some restaurant there that sells "nips" or some shit and I have to go there and try it sometime.

The fuck is a nip.

Salisbury House, I usually get the Mr Big Nip, which is a delicious burger. They also have secret Sals sauce thats good to have with your fries

 

[HipHugHer]

Where I came from having a nip refers to a swig off a flask or pint bottle of something to warm you up, like schnapps or brandy.

 

[nukes]

Where I came from having a nip refers to a swig off a flask or pint bottle of something to warm you up, like schnapps or brandy.

Yup. It's a shrunken 5th. For Lilliputians.

 

[HipHugHer]

Yup. It's a shrunken 5th. For Lilliputians.

Formed to the pocket. Discreet. Rather debonair.

 

[Darth Handsome]

18 large eggs: $2.50

12 large free run eggs: $6.00

 

[nukes]

18 large eggs: $2.50

12 large free run eggs: $6.00

I don't like my eggs to run free. I'll take the non-organic caged eggs thank you very much.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I don't like my eggs to run free. I'll take the non-organic caged eggs thank you very much.

Youll change your tune once you look one of them poor forsaken hens in the eye

 

[nukes]

Youll change your tune once you look one of them poor forsaken hens in the eye

I'm a real bastard, but I can't kill my food from close up. I can do it with a high range rifle though.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm a real bastard, but I can't kill my food from close up. I can do it with a high range rifle though.

I cant even do that. I am loath to even kill a fish

 

[Valve1138]

Scored the Thanksgiving bird. 28.6 pounds

$1.29 a pound.

 

[tre]

Scored the Thanksgiving bird. 28.6 pounds

$1.29 a pound.

how are you planning on cooking it?

 

[Valve1138]

how are you planning on cooking it?

Earths core.

 

[Jehannum]

how are you planning on cooking it?

He's boiled-meat-krew, so he'll probably stick his anova in the toilet and cook it there.

 

[gee]

Maybe he'll drive over it a few times to flatten it, and cook it like a pizza.

 

[Valve1138]

Maybe he'll drive over it a few times to flatten it, and cook it like a pizza.

Even spatchcocked this thing wouldn’t fit.

 

[Jehannum]

Even spatchcocked this thing wouldn’t fit.

With patience and lubrication anything fits.

 

[Strings]

I just read a guy is suing Burger King because his vegan whopper was cooked on the same grill / right next to the regular whoppers.
No wonder they "taste the same"

 

[nukes]

I just read a guy is suing Burger King because his vegan whopper was cooked on the same grill / right next to the regular whoppers.
No wonder they "taste the same"

I cook my vegan burgers in the blood of my enemies.

 

[Jehannum]

I just read a guy is suing Burger King because his vegan whopper was cooked on the same grill / right next to the regular whoppers.
No wonder they "taste the same"

IDK if the King even has a grill in the back. I thought it was just a set of rollers like a pizza oven.