You can if god's pulling your pud for you.
He still wouldn't have a hand left.
Giving God the old Dutch Rudder, eh?you can tug it together. Ghost style.
I don't think god appreciates this sexual / masturbation talk in his name!
Repent you sinners!
i think helenabear should confess about that. Lords name in vain, etc.
Like I'd confess religious stuff to someone who is not a priest or deacon?
i think helenabear should confess about that. Lords name in vain, etc.
You can confess to a robot it's basically the same thing
err, who else would you confess to.
If god didn't want us to masturbate, he shouldn't have put something that feels good to touch at an arm's length. If he gets mad at me at the pearly gates for it, I'm claiming its a design defect on his part.I don't think god appreciates this sexual / masturbation talk in his name!
Repent you sinners!
If god didn't want us to masturbate, he shouldn't have put something that feels good to touch at an arm's length. If he gets mad at me at the pearly gates for it, I'm claiming its a design defect on his part.