WTF is it wrong that i talk to the roomba like a puppy?

[Syrup Beaver]

Or, she's also in China with me.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

He did say he needed a scotch buddy.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It has a taste filter here.

The UK finds robots distasteful?
I doubt the machines will take that into consideration when they finally take over.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The UK finds robots distasteful?
I doubt the machines will take that into consideration when they finally take over.

That's funny++

http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/10/02/11/016239/Armed-Robot-Drones-To-Join-UK-Police-Force

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

The UK finds robots distasteful?
I doubt the machines will take that into consideration when they finally take over.

As the government introduces more and more Orwellian robotic measures to control our lives we're not permitted to use the word robot any more. People get suspicous.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

haaaaaay! dont diss the roomba!
i hear the roomba people are working on a tiny roomba that cleans your teeth while you sleep.
you will be thanking them later!

I got my teeth polished yesterday at the dentist and it feels WRONG.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Or, she's also in China with me.

I got my letter back from Vault-Tech

"Dear sir,

Your candidacy for vault occupation has been rejected for the following reasons:

You will drink all the booze + farting.

However , we appreciate your interest in our products."

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I think the legal term for that is 'inappropriate breach of human decency under common contract law'.

 

[chimney]

I got my teeth polished yesterday at the dentist and it feels WRONG.

the uk has dentists?

the things you learn on the internet

 

[chimney]

I think a couple of 2tb and a 1.5 and 1, but I am not completely sure.

2x2TB and 2x1TB

i think it's:
2TB WD green
2TB hitachi
1TB samsung
??1TB samsung?? that's the only one i don't remember

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

the uk has dentists?

the things you learn on the internet

We call them 'Avoid At All Cost'.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I got my letter back from Vault-Tech

"Dear sir,

Your candidacy for vault occupation has been rejected for the following reasons:

You will drink all the booze + farting.

However , we appreciate your interest in our products."

Pah, who needs them anyway. I've found a nice subway tunnel to hole up in.

 

[Applesauce]

i hope that doesn't make the drobo jealous.

I would TOTALLY do this!!

My feet have names and personalities for cripe's sake.