Is it okay.....

[Thorn Bird]

Its OK TB, we know you don't do any of these things

all the better to surprise you with, m'dear.

farting under the blankets

aahhh...i understand now...that means being too hot so you have to pick up the covers and swish them to and fro. you know. for that cooling effect.

 

[b_sinning]

If it weren't okay to fart in bed, IBWIP and I would never be in bed.

When you with someone named ItBurnsWhenIPee a little farting is the least of your troubles.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

When you with someone named ItBurnsWhenIPee a little farting is the least of your troubles.

Where one farts from is important to note, as that explains the burning.

 

[JAXvillain]

lol cock fart...they were discussing cock farts on rescue me an ep or 2 ago

 

[Wessels]

farts are ok, but queffs are just disgusting

 

[fly]

All dudes get freaked out when women fart. It's not natural.

That's what makes it so much funnier than when we do it.

 

[APRIL]

farts are ok, but queffs are just disgusting

You are definitely not a M****.

 

[Wessels]

i was watching the ep of southpark over the argument when i made that post

 

[polo]

A+ thread

 

[ZRH]

I think you and I are the only ones who voted no.

 

[snoogit]

the only reason farts smell is because microscopic poo particles are being expelled out your anus.

 

[APRIL]

the only reason farts smell is because microscopic poo particles are being expelled out your anus.

I say this all the time.. POOP PARTICLES!!!!



... but I like to fart and don't mind Zac farting. It's just poo.

 

[snoogit]

exactly!

actually thats only half true

the poo particles only go as far as your underpants..,

the actual smell is hydrogen sulfide and mercaptans

basically very sulfuric foods lead to stinkier and stinkier farts.

if you have a high sulfuric diet, then your farts will stink.

 

[ZRH]

I was under the impression that some people carry the flora necessary for methane as well.

 

[snoogit]

I was under the impression that some people carry the flora necessary for methane as well.

a few do, but methane is naturally odorless and thus provides nothing to the smell.

 

[ZRH]

Wait then whats the smell from cows. *goes to look*

 

[ZRH]

Meh guess they are all sulfide -ate compounds

 

[polo]

sulphides eh..

 

[ZRH]

alu-min-um

 

[polo]

farts are nasty. my housenegro farts EVRYWHERE... at the grocery store... at the doctors office...at church... you name it.
he laughs his ass off and i walk away all pissed off @ him.

i have started to read your posts upside down becuase you're that fucking zany