Is it okay.....

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

To fart under the covers when your s/o is in bed with you? My ex never used to let me fart in bed. My boyfriend nowadays I think has gotten too into watching Southpark because he thinks it's cool to fart ON me, nevermind under the covers.

Is that gross? He finds it funny.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Never used to "let" you, what'd he do, cork your bum?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

He whined and everytime one of us wanted to fart we'd have to lift the covers and cock our bums out. Serious. I'm so glad I ditched him. Now I can fart in peace.

I don't think it's cool if it's gonna stink though.

 

[fly]

I think the dutch oven was the best invention ever.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I hate that expression, mainly because I know a guy who we call The Dutch Oven and I can't stand him.

 

[Desslock]

I butt dust my wife all the time.

 

[b_sinning]

I said yes but I'm also getting divorced. Hmmmmm...I wonder.....

 

[Coqui]

Love means never having to say your sorry.....

















After she wakes up from being passed out due to the stench

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Thats how I say goodnight.

 

[Shalimar]

Never used to "let" you, what'd he do, cork your bum?

my first thought.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

my first thought.

It's not like he would beat me for disobedience. He would get super freaked out though.

 

[snoogit]

All dudes get freaked out when women fart. It's not natural.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

It's true, my fella is relaly paranoid about my farting, everytime there's a creek in the bed or any weird noise he accuses me of farting. And he has a doubel standard where it's hilarious that he uses me a farting post but if I ever try it he jumps up and won't let me.

 

[snoogit]

I knew a woman who when she farted she sounded like she was having loose stool. That was kinda gross.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Gross. No matter how hard I try I can hardly ever fart and make a sound. It's a shame really, I have fart jealousy.

 

[Thorn Bird]

what are you guys talking about? i don't understand.

 

[snoogit]

Its OK TB, we know you don't do any of these things

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what are you guys talking about? i don't understand.

farting under the blankets

 

[eileenbunny]

If it weren't okay to fart in bed, IBWIP and I would never be in bed.

 

[taivas]

ITT: Future relationship problems