Is anyone here a virgin?

[Syrup Beaver]

what does ftw stand for?

flagellate the willy

 

[Coqui]

what does ftw stand for?

Fried Toenail whippits

 

[smileynev]

I'm saving myself for the Orii

They give a mean indian burn.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They give a mean indian burn.

They're the new Borg

Collectives

 

[simple]

i was a virgin before I had sex with all those guys on that ship

 

[thrawn]

I'm saving myself for the Orii

they can burn me anytime baby, ooooh yeah

 

[Sarcasmo]

i was a virgin before I had sex with all those guys on that ship

I too fell victim to the siren song of the HMS Penetrator.

 

[El Borracho]

I got my second virginity.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

I got my second virginity.

when did you get married?

 

[JJ Lady]

Well maybe Nemo isn't, but I know JJ is!




*damn I can't even type that with a straight face*

Don't know what you are talking about

We are both sweet and inocent and the video to prove otherwise is gone

I guess if you count being high and drunk all the time fun.

We need to hang out more. I U


I was a virgin until I went to college. That is pretty good these days.

 

[fly]

I was a virgin until I went to college. That is pretty good these days.

 

[Galen]

Um... You dont know enough internet history. I can verify that she isnt.

She left because real life is more fun.

It's all fun and games until she loses an eye when she falls on some drugs, among other cool things.

 

[ZRH]

It's all fun and games until she loses an eye when she falls on some drugs, among other cool things.

Captured by crazed wild boars and about to be sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar.

Everyone shoots the messenger.

 

[Galen]

Captured by crazed wild boars and about to be sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar.

Everyone shoots the messenger.

Now there's an idea, do that instead of going to another festival.

I don't shoot anyone, I'm not violent.

 

[JJ Lady]

What?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Now there's an idea, do that instead of going to another festival.

I don't shoot anyone, I'm not violent.

Son, shooting people is as peaceful as it gets.

T'ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead man I reckon.

 

[ZRH]

Son, shooting people is as peaceful as it gets.

T'ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead man I reckon.

Spoken like my cousins from Kentucky.

 

[fly]

What?

You're like Mrs. Superfreak now. I never would have known...

 

[Ryokurin]

I might as well be.

This will change this weekend. I just recently realized that chicks do dig me!

 

[kiwi]

I might as well be.

This will change this weekend. I just recently realized that chicks do dig me!

Congrats! Why the sudden realization?