Ontopic Iran is about to attempt the first real-world case of trolling....

[OzSTEEZ]

Doesn't everyone think the first thing to do is to protect our tribe? Its human nature.

Quit with the lovey dovey bullshit. We aren't wired that way.

Protect the tribe? You advocate ending of welfare and any other social welfare avenue all the time. Don't you start talking about caring for your fellow countryman now.

 

[Sarcasmo]

 

[Coqui]

Only when it suits you Coqui, other times you're puerto rican

I'm Puerto Rican by culture, American by birth. I've said that numerous times. As well as all Puerto Ricans are American citizens too.

 

[APRIL]

Protect the tribe? You advocate ending of welfare and any other social welfare avenue all the time. Don't you start talking about caring for your fellow countryman now.

Tribes are relative. The US is a tribe I care about if it was attacked by another tribe. My friends and family are a smaller tribe and I don't give two shits about anyone outside of it.

If that makes sense.

Fuck welfare.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Protect the tribe? You advocate ending of welfare and any other social welfare avenue all the time. Don't you start talking about caring for your fellow countryman now.

Don't give money. Go help someone who needs some help.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

lol at you thinking there's a contradiction there. God help you people..

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Tribes are relative. The US is a tribe I care about if it was attacked by another tribe. My friends and family are a smaller tribe and I don't give two shits about anyone outside of it.

If that makes sense.

Fuck welfare.

The US military is a socialized program. The contributions of all make it work. You are relying on those you just said you don't give a fuck about.

 

[b_sinning]

All the US has to do is send out a few of those gay cruise and nudist cruise ships to pace the Iranian Navy and within a day they will be gone.

 

[lemon_fresh]

I actually kinda feel bad for the Iranian sailors on those frigates. Cruising in the Atlantic in the fall - tropical storms, hurricanes and cold fronts must be real fun to cruise through. How often do they deal with 15ft+ seas in the Persian Gulf? Are they being accompanied by a replenishment ship or oiler? Those poor guys are gonna run out of fresh food real quick like. In reality how long can they even stay stationed off the coast? Three days, two nights?
What's the over/under on defection for the crews?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

It's like 139 degrees there, I bet it'll feel nice.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I actually kinda feel bad for the Iranian sailors on those frigates. Cruising in the Atlantic in the fall - tropical storms, hurricanes and cold fronts must be real fun to cruise through. How often do they deal with 15ft+ seas in the Persian Gulf? Are they being accompanied by a replenishment ship or oiler? Those poor guys are gonna run out of fresh food real quick like. In reality how long can they even stay stationed off the coast? Three days, two nights?
What's the over/under on defection for the crews?

Probably about two weeks. But they could bring a supply ship, which case they could probably be there a month or so. I'm going on two Iranian warships and a supply ship.

Thing is, the US Navy will have subs watching them. Could even be trailing them right now.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I bet they can cook some dang good food

 

[ZRH]

As well as all Puerto Ricans are American citizens too.

Interesting sidenote: you can have Puerto Rican citizenship without American citizenship (but you will be a US National). Technicality but w/e
http://www.pr.gov/Attachments/pdf/023 - solicitud de certificado de ciudadanía puertorriqueña.pdf