Interactive Satire

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Generic government press release form:
http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/2006/06/template_for_ne.html
"NSA warrantless wiretaps. NSA collection of phone records. CIA gathering of financial records. The stories are endless. To help out reporters, I thought I'd just write a quick and easy template to make reporting a little bit easier. So here it is:"

Funny enough, so this guy made an interactive version of it, which I think is pretty cool. Add your own values to the database:
http://www.kevinhfeeley.com/other/project/gpr/index.php
 
wtf

Under a top secret program initiated by the Bush Administration after the Sept. 11 attacks, the Retarded Children (RC) have been gathering a vast database of NSA involving United States citizens.

"This program is a vital tool in the fight against terrorism," a plantation owner said. "Without it, we would dangerously unsafe, and the terrorists would have probably killed you and every other American citizen." The Bush Administration stated that the revelation of this program has severely compromised national security.
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vive la bush!
 
I just thought the interactive aspect was cool. Kind of like random madlibs played by a bunch of different net users. Unfortunately some people have entered nonsensical things into the lists, and there's apparently no moderation or error checking.

The Law of Caesar on Municipalities of 44 B.C. regulates driving records and typically requires a Brazilian-style bikini wax. Although the Useless Forums did not obtain a Brazilian-style bikini wax, the Bush Administration contends that the progam is "totally legal." According to the Attorney General, "we can hump you vigorously in public. The program is part of the President's emergency war powers."
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