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Pandora

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It's pretty simple. Think of the best, wittiest, funniest caption to the picture below and post it. The mods/admins will select the best ones and award them with MARKLAR!!!!1

1st Prize = 500 Marklar
2nd Prize = 250 Marklar
3rd Prize = 100 Marklar

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Datgurl

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Put the camera down or this kid gets my furry finger up his ass.
 

wr3kt

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"We thought racing bikes at high speed was fun until we discovered the joys of riding kids and wearing furry suits!"
 

CletusJones

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"Mom, can we keep him?? PLLLEEEEAAAASSSEEE??? I love it when he fingers my asshole, the fur makes it niiiiiice."
 
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SwedishChef

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Shin Pads..... $5
Nascar Hats.. $12
Fur Suit....... $150

Putting all these things in the same room with a willing 10 year old boy.... $750

Having your lawyer post bail and get you off on charges of temporary metrosexuality....Priceless
 
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Talkie

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"I don't know if its a boy or a girl, but Im sure the Rohypnol dose is the same."
 
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PinkysAvenger

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And that was the last time little Jimmy ever did acid at the Daytona 500
 
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Zafo

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michael jacksons new ploy revealed.
parents take deep sigh of relief.
 
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PinkysAvenger

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"Well," thought little Timmy, "I'm glad I didn't wear my gouda pants"
 

thrawn

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the russian dude in the back, "I will trade this child for a case of vodka."
 

bast_imret

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Someone chop a big phattie in the mouse's hand and put a big Drugs Are Cool banner across the top.
 

BigDov

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Pandora said:

Burchenko Family album page 5: Today we spent the day at the pedal car races, watching crazy uncle Yuri (left), and his teammate Boris (right) win against everyone else. Yay Yuri! Little Yevigny was smiling so much because he and uncle Bela had been playing hide the cheese wedge while we all waited for the potato wagon to pick us up and take us back home.