inline tries to pick up a chick...

[Penis Envy]

and congrats. I am on the waiting list for your video of you showing your jewelry to her up close and personal, right?

There won't be a video, but she already knows about the 6 guage PA but she doesnt know what a frenum is. When i asked her if she wanted me to tell her she said she would much rather find out in person..

WOOWOO

 

[dbzeag]

There won't be a video, but she already knows about the 6 guage PA but she doesnt know what a frenum is. When i asked her if she wanted me to tell her she said she would much rather find out in person..

WOOWOO

win!!!!

Uhhh, I don't know what a frenum is, can I see?

 

[Penis Envy]

win!!!!

Uhhh, I don't know what a frenum is, can I see?

LOL.. you've seen it!

 

[dbzeag]

LOL.. you've seen it!

No I haven't

So I guess this means I can't drunk call you and whisper sweet nothings to you anymore, huh?

 

[Penis Envy]

No I haven't

So I guess this means I can't drunk call you and whisper sweet nothings to you anymore, huh?

You never do anyway

Then again neither does Elpmis!! X2

 

[ruthless]

jacobs ladder?

 

[b_sinning]

Have you had a fun activity date? The sometimes dreaded first daytime date?

 

[dbzeag]

You never do anyway

Then again neither does Elpmis!! X2

Elpmis has fallen off the face of earth it seems And he was such a hottie, too

Be prepared for more calls then

 

[Penis Envy]

Have you had a fun activity date? The sometimes dreaded first daytime date?

I'm going to plan a nice bike ride this weekend up to the coast with lunch and dinner planned.

Why would that be dreaded?

 

[BeerAd]

why the hate!??!

and we don't have basements in florida...

FOR FUCKS SAKES MAN!!!!!!!!! I just got back from almost falling down like 8 flights of stairs in Canada for this EXACT REASON!!!!

lol, I threw my coat into what i thought was a closet and my buddies roommate downstairs was like "hey who the fucks coat is this" muahahah

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm going to plan a nice bike ride this weekend up to the coast with lunch and dinner planned.

Why would that be dreaded?

too bad you don't live closer...I'd let you borrow this that Turner legal just gave everyone for xmas
http://www.picnictime.com/products.php?pid=512

 

[Penis Envy]

too bad you don't live closer...I'd let you borrow this that Turner legal just gave everyone for xmas
http://www.picnictime.com/products.php?pid=512

better then our christmas crap.. we get nothing

 

[Dharma1521]

HAHHAHA my car is more manly then yours at this point















that was a low blow.. RIP z06


*edit* she just text messaged me letting me know she was thinking about me... AWWWWW

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Penis Envy]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[kiwi]

im lost is inline a chick?

He definitely plays one on the internet.

 

[b_sinning]

He's going to end up with a girlfriend right before X-mas.

 

[Penis Envy]

He's going to end up with a girlfriend right before X-mas.

we've discussed exclusive dating already...

 

[Bubbles]

you may be moving a bit fast. remember the honeymoon period WILL end

 

[Dream]

we've discussed exclusive dating already...

Already?! How many dates have you been on?

If it is all good though... go for it! Be happy and follow your heart.

 

[JAXvillain]

we've discussed exclusive dating already...

red alert, red alert...we have another crazy one