In this thread Chikken and I answer all of your questions...

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smileynev

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....commence asking. We will answer them truthfully unless they prove to be incriminating or will piss off our wives.
 

BigDov

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How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootise roll lollipop? Be honest. That fat fucking owl on the commercial said three, and I never believed him.
 
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BigDov said:
How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootise roll lollipop? Be honest. That fat fucking owl on the commercial said three, and I never believed him.

Between 43 and 62, depending on the size of your tongue, your salivary production, and the acidity of your mouth.
 
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jaxxor

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what do Asians eat for breakfast?

Why do I have to swipe my credit card quickly?
 

Syrup Beaver

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Nemo said:
Why are you such a stupid jerk?
Let me list some of the things in life that have made me bitter:

Dad dying as soon as I got along with him
Being stupid in a relationship
Close friends parents dying of cancer
Loaning my in-laws money to pay back taxes
Buying my in-laws a house
In-laws in general
2 hr commute for 3 years
Selling my nice, new house
Having my new, old house be destroyed by a faulty furnace
Getting cancer
 

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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ChikkenNoodul said:
Let me list some of the things in life that have made me bitter:

Dad dying as soon as I got along with him
Being stupid in a relationship
Close friends parents dying of cancer
Loaning my in-laws money to pay back taxes
Buying my in-laws a house
In-laws in general
2 hr commute for 3 years
Selling my nice, new house
Having my new, old house be destroyed by a faulty furnace
Getting cancer

2HOURS????
 
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jaxxor said:
what do Asians eat for breakfast?

Why do I have to swipe my credit card quickly?

Lucky Charms

If you go to slow the machine will sever the artery in your clavicle.
 

JAXvillain

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why is it called "burning a cd" when there is obviously no fire involved in the process?

cats: served flambe or tartar?
 

zengirl

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What word am I thinking of right now?

*And no, it's not Kitty