....commence asking. We will answer them truthfully unless they prove to be incriminating or will piss off our wives.
Between 43 and 62, depending on the size of your tongue, your salivary production, and the acidity of your mouth.BigDov said:How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootise roll lollipop? Be honest. That fat fucking owl on the commercial said three, and I never believed him.
It takes me like 300, because I pretend it's a knob.BigDov said:How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootise roll lollipop? Be honest. That fat fucking owl on the commercial said three, and I never believed him.
Let me list some of the things in life that have made me bitter:Nemo said:Why are you such a stupid jerk?
Rice, or dogs depending on the country.jaxxor said:what do Asians eat for breakfast?
Why do I have to swipe my credit card quickly?
2HOURS????ChikkenNoodul said:Let me list some of the things in life that have made me bitter:
Dad dying as soon as I got along with him
Being stupid in a relationship
Close friends parents dying of cancer
Loaning my in-laws money to pay back taxes
Buying my in-laws a house
In-laws in general
2 hr commute for 3 years
Selling my nice, new house
Having my new, old house be destroyed by a faulty furnace
The same guy who came up with 'Gleaming the cube' named the processwhy_ask_why said:why is it called "burning a cd" when there is obviously no fire involved in the process?
cats: served flambe or tartar?