In the spirit of elpmis, a Pro-Tip thread

[theacoustician]

Please share your Pro-Tips in this thread.

Pro-Tip : Do not write HOT GAY SEX INSIDE on an envelope if you want it to arrive at its destination.

Pro-Tip : Keep hitting F5 and emailing fly when the server goes down.

 

[fly]

1,000 emails. thanks fuckers. i'll be fixing this for next time. kekekeke

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Why don't you httpmon or something instead?

 

[fly]

And I'd like to thank those who personally sent emails in addition to the F5'ers.

Scott, James, Kyle, this is for you Mr. smart-ass-F5-tapping-email-writing man.

 

[fly]

Why don't you httpmon or something instead?

vB does it by default.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And I'd like to thank those who personally sent emails in addition to the F5'ers.

Scott, James, Kyle, this is for you Mr. smart-ass-F5-tapping-email-writing man.

My pleasure, sir.

 

[simple]

cliffs:

- theac mailed me a demo cd in a plain white envelope
- theac wrote "HOT GAY SEX INSIDE" on the back flap of the envelope
- said cd never made it to my mailbox

 

[itburnswhenipee]

vB does it by default.

Well, change the default. Dur!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

cliffs:

- theac mailed me a demo cd in a plain white envelope
- theac wrote "HOT GAY SEX INSIDE" on the back flap of the envelope
- said cd never made it to my mailbox

Thats weird, cuz Ive done the same thing before, and it made it to its destination just fine. That was pre-9/11 tho, but I dunno if that would have anything to do with it. I think the exact words were "Homosexual Pornography" tho.

 

[simple]

 

[taeric]

I didn't think it would actually email you over and over. That is kinda funny.

 

[simple]

Did anyone else think of ass leak when they read "spirit of elpmis"?

 

[DirkPhoenix]

Pro-tip: When she says "I love you" after 2 weeks of dating, dump her. Then move to another city.

 

[simple]

Pro-tip: When she says "I love you" after 2 weeks of dating, dump her. Then move to another city unless she's really hot, in which case you could just fuck her on the side occasionally when you get bored.

fixed for R.M.S.

 

[theacoustician]

Did anyone else think of ass leak when they read "spirit of elpmis"?

No, I think of this when I think of elpmis

 

[fly]

No, I think of this when I think of elpmis

hotlinking picture elfwad? what does that say?

 

[theacoustician]

hotlinking picture elfwad? what does that say?

What?

 

[taeric]

PRO-TIP: Just don't. Or do, depending on the situation.

 

[simple]

No, I think of this when I think of elpmis

a bob cat doing karate?

 

[theacoustician]

a bob cat doing karate?

A furry martial arts killing machine!!!!!!1