Hawt In Praise Of Amstel!

[APRIL]

Why did you feel a need to politicize this?

I'm a mouthy drunk.

 

[Strings]

I'm a mouthy drunk.

I read this as monthly at first.
Was cleaning my glasses.
Stop staring at me.

 

[OOD]

@Amstel get your ass over here. You're being ridiculous.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Can somebody check on Hoggz & make sure this thread isnt giving him seizures

 

[Amstel]

Has he even made an appearance in his own thread yet?
Pfft. Fashionably late drama queen...

There was no post-it note on my coffee maker. I roll with 2 cups in the am before anything, especially logging in.

As I'm now starting my 3rd cup, I may be approached.

Go on.

 

[Amstel]

Holy shit, this started yesterday?

Did I check out early yesterday? What day is it?

 

[OOD]

Holy shit, this started yesterday?

Did I check out early yesterday? What day is it?

You are loved, sir. Don't let it go to your head.

 

[Amstel]

A man's beer.

Dude, I totally drink the shit out of this at the barn. No regerts. None I tell you. None. Also, $13 for 30? It's perfect when you're a sweaty mess.

 

[Petunia]

He's a man who needs no introduction. Does the financials for those in need. Always has an opinion. Never waivers. Induces triggers upon snowflakes weekly. This guy fucks! And he fucks hotties.
This one's for you, Amstel. You ain't no foamy Budweiser.

Amstel and I met in the bowels of hell over 10 yrs ago and we have cruised these here interwabz off and on since. I love him!
HE IS A GOD DAMN SAINT!

 

[Amstel]

Hey nukes, things generally work better if you give people some time to digest and respond and get some back-n-forth happening rather than, ya know, blast your own thread with a bukkake of gifs because you're on the manic end of the rollercoaster and the chain is about to let go of that last car.

Hey, I like our bukkake gif, jew, cabbie no matter what anyone says!

 

[Amstel]

Restoring my childhood.

But honestly guys can we stay on topic for Amstel.

I would like to thank @nukes for not making this an on-topic thread.

 

[nukes]

I'm declaring this International Amstel day. Enjoy your day dude!

 

[OOD]

I'm declaring this International Amstel day. Enjoy your day dude!

Half the world will celebrate it on yesterday's date.

 

[OOD]

I would like to thank @nukes for not making this an on-topic thread.

Can't. That's grounds for banning.

 

[nukes]

Half the world will celebrate it on yesterday's date.

I considered that. To normal for the likes of me.

 

[OOD]

I considered that. To normal for the likes of me.

That's okay. We fucked up independence day. May as well fuck up Amstel day.

 

[nukes]

That's okay. We fucked up independence day. May as well fuck up Amstel day.

INTERNATIONAL Amstel Day. Sounds way important.

 

[Amstel]

IAD 9/21!

9/20 can be heavy pregaming because it's also the day I got married.

 

[OOD]

IAD 9/21!

9/20 can be heavy pregaming because it's also the day I got married.

We'll start drinking on the 20th and start celebrating on the 21st.

 

[nukes]