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theacoustician

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Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
Imagine there's no countries
It isnt hard to do
Imagine no possesions
I wonder if you can
Imagine 25 years ago
If someone didn't pull the trigger
Would we have found that brotherhood of man?
The dreamer may have left us
But I hope I'm not the only one
Who wonders what might have been
If John were still around

What do think Lennon would have done if he were still around? I'm fairly sure he would have tried to get that $3k Lorne Michaels kept offering :D
 
Poor guy would have been as bitter as a bottle of aspirin washed down with Absinthe. It's good he's not around to see the world today.
 
b_sinning said:
He would have broken down and done a Beatles Reunion before they started dying off. Which would have hurt their memory.
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But it would have kept Ringo from making any albums, so wouldn't the trade off be worth it?

I seriously doubt Lennon would give in for a cheesy, Eagles-esque reunion tour. Like I said, he might have gone for Michaels offer, just for laughs. They might have done a one off performance at Band Aid, after 9-11, or for a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction, but that's about all I can see happening.
 
i think johnny would have been content with his life. enjoyed his time with ono contently, avoiding the fanfare when he could, appearing every now and then to give his loyal fans some content.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
Fuck that commie bullshit song :mad:


;)


I much prefer "I'm just sittin' here watchin' the wheels go round and rooouuuund, I really love to watch them go"
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Actually, I thought "In My Life" would be more appropriate, but I didn't think anyone would recognize it. Fuckin' kids these days :dont:
 
theacoustician said:
How do you know the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.


What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.

Why is it good that drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.


What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.


How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down.


How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.


Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.


Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours to get the drummer out.
 
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