I'm tired of sperm all over my face

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So...just to sum up:

There's a big stout male out in your yard who is spooging all over the place and you're snorting it up constantly?

Well, ok then.
 

APRIL

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KNYTE said:
So...just to sum up:

There's a big stout male out in your yard who is spooging all over the place and you're snorting it up constantly?

Well, ok then.

Dirrrrttay.
 

bast_imret

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Yea, last year JJ gave birth to a pine tree. Now I make her wear one of those 3M cloth masks on her cooch whenever we go outside.
 
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KNYTE said:
So...just to sum up:

There's a big stout male out in your yard who is spooging all over the place and you're snorting it up constantly?

Well, ok then.

puahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...classic!
 

Mrs. Valve

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allergy season is kicking into gear here too, been sick for over a week now:( can't wait until Bill breaks out in hives, then we'll both be having so much fun!
 

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bast_imret said:
Yea, last year JJ gave birth to a pine tree. Now I make her wear one of those 3M cloth masks on her cooch whenever we go outside.
Holds in the leaks too!
 

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Those of you who don't live in Georgia just have no clue how bad those tree spermies suck. I've been popping AllegraD like candy for two weeks now. It reallah sucked Tuesday when it broke 5,000!! It sure will be nice when the pollen count gets lower than 2 and 3 thousand!!! Today isn't suppose to be too bad, but everything is still covered in that lovely yellow film.

http://remote.atlantaallergy.com/pollencount/
 
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smileynev

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Up here in the North we don't complain about our allergies. We just deal with them. Pussies.
 

fly

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Pandora said:
Those of you who don't live in Georgia just have no clue how bad those tree spermies suck. I've been popping AllegraD like candy for two weeks now. It reallah sucked Tuesday when it broke 5,000!! It sure will be nice when the pollen count gets lower than 2 and 3 thousand!!! Today isn't suppose to be too bad, but everything is still covered in that lovely yellow film.

http://remote.atlantaallergy.com/pollencount/
http://pollen.com/Pollen.com.asp

10.4 for today and 10.7 for tomorrow. :barf:
 

Percy Thrillington

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Pandora said:
Those of you who don't live in Georgia just have no clue how bad those tree spermies suck. I've been popping AllegraD like candy for two weeks now. It reallah sucked Tuesday when it broke 5,000!! It sure will be nice when the pollen count gets lower than 2 and 3 thousand!!! Today isn't suppose to be too bad, but everything is still covered in that lovely yellow film.

http://remote.atlantaallergy.com/pollencount/




We have that shit here too. I just doesnt bother me too much.
Shits so bad, if you park your vehicle under the wrong tree for more than 5 minutes, you get a new yellow paint job
 

JAXvillain

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my black car is yellow! my back deck is yellow and so is the carpet on my screened in porch as well as all the outdoor furniture