I'm so ronery

DirkPhoenix said:
Is it wrong that I feel like staying in Virginia instead of going back to Fort Worth? I mean, little to no contact with the MomPhoenix and the DianaPhoenix makes for a rather restful time.

But I miss my truck and WoW. Weird.

No. Your truck and computer are portable. Move to VA, get Locheed to sponsor me a security clearance, and help me move back home. Ohio fucking sucks. It's not nearly humid enough.

Also, I think creationists live here <shudder>
 
DirkPhoenix said:
Nah, about an hour and 10 minutes drive from Fort Worth. How do I know? I run it ever Sunday to go to church and listen to how I should move home.

Such is the life of the weak-willed.
does your mom know about jesustomars.com? and why in the fuck do you drive an hour to go to church?

When you eventually grow up and stop letting other people run your life, I hope you're still funny. :heart: