I'm never flying again

[CletusJones]

Yikes. I wonder what the reasoning behind this was. It makes me afraid though.

Source: Shots Fired Aboard Plane in Miami

By Associated Press
Published December 7, 2005, 1:53 PM CST


MIAMI -- A federal air marshal opened fire on board an American Airlines flight on the ground at Miami International Airport, according to a law enforcement official who spoke only on condition of anonymity.

At least one person was wounded, according to broadcast reports said. The plane had just arrived from Colombia and was headed to Orlando. Television showed police SWAT officers surrounding the plane.

Airport and Miami-Dade County police officials said they had no immediate comment. Airlines officials did not immediately return calls seeking comment.

According to American Airlines' Web site, Flight 924 arrived from Medellin at 12:16 p.m. It was supposed to depart for Orlando at 2:18 p.m. The site says the flight status is delayed.

Television images from the scene showed armed officers taking up positions around the plane. MSNBC reported that the shooting took place on the jet bridge, between the plane and the terminal.

 

[theacoustician]

Sometimes its like I'm talking to the wall.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, sometimes the flight attendants can be kinda snotty.

 

[CletusJones]

Sometimes its like I'm talking to the wall.

I BET THE WALL WOULD HAVE PAID BETTER ATTENTION

 

[Ryokurin]

Why I can't think of a reason to fly.

 

[water]

Well, sometimes the flight attendants can be kinda snotty.

, I SAID NO ICE IN MY COKE! YOU'LL DIE FOR THIS!

*draws, points, and pulls.

 

[CletusJones]

Why I can't think of a reason to fly.

I wonder if fly can think of a reason to april.

 

[simple]

OH SHIT, THIS JUST IN

Source: Shots Fired Aboard Plane in Miami

By Associated Press
Published December 7, 2005, 1:53 PM CST


MIAMI -- A federal air marshal opened fire on board an American Airlines flight on the ground at Miami International Airport for no apparent reason. No further information is available, so basically there's nothing else to talk about. Yup, that's all we got folks, but hey, you read it here first, whatever fuck "it" just happens to be. Again, GUN, PLANE, yup, OPENED FIRE, you know it. Start terrorist rumors NOW.

 

[Bubbles]

Sometimes its like I'm talking to the wall.

I'm thinking of that stupid commercial in which the wall does not want garland hammered into him

 

[CletusJones]

OH SHIT, THIS JUST IN

 

[Sarcasmo]

Maybe it was an accident.

 

[b_sinning]

Cnn just said the guy had a bomb that was shot.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Cnn just said the guy had a bomb that was shot.

Maybe he didn't realize it.

 

[CletusJones]

Cnn just said the guy had a bomb that was shot.

I thought Columbians only tried to smuggle drugs? When did they switch to bombs?

 

[b_sinning]

Maybe he didn't realize it.

He did after the air marshall tried to use bullets to point it out to him.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Maybe he didn't realize it.

I know, I always forget to take my bombs out of my carry on luggage when I head to the airport.

 

[Bubbles]

I thought Columbians only tried to smuggle drugs? When did they switch to bombs?

yeah me too

 

[water]

I know, I always forget to take my bombs out of my carry on luggage when I head to the airport.

I walked up to the security lines with a 5 inch folding knife in my pocket once. I had to go back to the checking desk, put it in my carry-on, let the lady check my carry-on, then go back and do security. I was annoyed to say the least.

 

[b_sinning]

The air marshall was probably just bored so he shot the first foreign guy he saw and then threw some play dough with wires sticking out of it by the body.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I know, I always forget to take my bombs out of my carry on luggage when I head to the airport.

I bet it was one o' them fancy alarm clocks.