FYI I'm leaving for Californiaaaaaaaa YAYAYYAY!!!

[Casper]

Tsunamis are waves, not straws.

 

[Casper]

ok so wait... Bree was the one with zee GERMan... not Cazper
and was the TSUNAMI the last straw?

I don't date within the master race.

 

[Phoenix]

Whatever you do, don't mention the war

I did it once, but I think I got away with it.

 

[Phoenix]

so let me get this straight...

bree and cazper broke up cuz cazper wouldnt up his coupons or something and bree was hungry...nom nom nom.
then bree's janitor was beating his meat outside her dorm door and she complained and he got fired and is now plotting her death..
then bree met a GERMan dude who has now left her behind and during this whole time a TSUNAMI splashed its way to hawaii and Cazper watched from the hills as Bree bobbed in the water... knowing fully that she cant swim cuz shes black and stuff.
meanwhile she hooked up with sarcasmo and they phonebone now and shes going back to cali where her criminal little brother is awaiting the gas chamber for trynna kill a white person with brees car???

love it!

Bree is certainly in demand.

 

[APRIL]

Wow. Way to make it into something juicier than day time TV!

 

[Shalimar]

so let me get this straight...

bree and cazper broke up cuz cazper wouldnt up his coupons or something and bree was hungry...nom nom nom.
then bree's janitor was beating his meat outside her dorm door and she complained and he got fired and is now plotting her death..
then bree met a GERMan dude who has now left her behind and during this whole time a TSUNAMI splashed its way to hawaii and Cazper watched from the hills as Bree bobbed in the water... knowing fully that she cant swim cuz shes black and stuff.
meanwhile she hooked up with sarcasmo and they phonebone now and shes going back to cali where her criminal little brother is awaiting the gas chamber for trynna kill a white person with brees car???

love it!

ur a beast of a summarizer mama.. :bowsdown:

 

[Amstel]

This thread is full of lulz!!!

BTW, I think Bawb is a nice guy.

confirmed.

http://uselessforums.com/showthread.php?11210-men-i-want-you&p=670232&viewfull=1#post670232

 

[Applesauce]

so let me get this straight...

bree and cazper broke up cuz cazper wouldnt up his coupons or something and bree was hungry...nom nom nom.
then bree's janitor was beating his meat outside her dorm door and she complained and he got fired and is now plotting her death..
then bree met a GERMan dude who has now left her behind and during this whole time a TSUNAMI splashed its way to hawaii and Cazper watched from the hills as Bree bobbed in the water... knowing fully that she cant swim cuz shes black and stuff.
meanwhile she hooked up with sarcasmo and they phonebone now and shes going back to cali where her criminal little brother is awaiting the gas chamber for trynna kill a white person with brees car???

love it!

SHE SAID. SHE LIKES. THEE OSHUNNN

 

[Shalimar]

 

[Applesauce]

I fucking SWEAR that once I pressed post, I thought about you!!

 

[Duke]

I fucking SWEAR that once I pressed post, I thought about you!!

Shali just popped wood.

 

[Casper]

confirmed.

http://uselessforums.com/showthread.php?11210-men-i-want-you&p=670232&viewfull=1#post670232

Wot?

 

[Applesauce]

Yuh, I didn't get it, either.

 

[Casper]

I think Amstel is saying you're a dude. And I'm your platonic second string lady?

 

[Applesauce]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Amstel]

yep. standby man-cunt.

LOLZ

 

[Applesauce]

yep. standby man-cunt.

LOLZ

Holy shit. What are you ON

 

[Casper]

STRAP ON.

No Juli. Don't do it! My virginiteeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[Amstel]

Holy shit. What are you ON

I'm kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like that guy on the radio show that won the flowers.