Thread I'm just like everyone else

Sarcasmo

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Mar 28, 2005
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I've decided to become an ordained minister. I figure this will allow me to enter death row and slap skin with the walking dead and to confer with the President about matters of national security. I'm pretty sure that's how it works. And if anyone wants to get married or baptised I will give you a special UF rate.

The best thing about it is that I can totally bullshit people and then exempt myself from Social Security taxes on that income.

http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination
 
I think zengirl actually is an ordained minister through them. She even offered to preside over chim and my wedding :cool:
 
How many ceremonies have you presided over? Role play sessions don't count.

None.... well, maybe one if you count my mothers memorial service. I was supposed to perform a wedding in Hilton Head once, but that fell through. Just as well, really. It ended up turning into a real freakshow.
 
I'm an angry looking black man. I don't have that "die for your sins" look.
But I can turn wine into urine.
 
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I'm an angry looking black man. I don't have that "die for your sins" look.
But I can turn wine into urine.

I would think an angry black man has the "you are going to die for your sins by my hand" look actually.