FYI I'm gonna have sex with a tranny tonight

[strawberry love]

Consent matters!

 

[gee]

She's a democrat so I basically said "OK, I'm about to insert my penis into your vagina. I'm going to touch the outside first and if you want me to stop just say no. OK. Now that I've touched the outside, I'm going to apply a little bit of pressure to allow my penis to slide into your vagina. I am maintaining eye contact throughout this entire process. Your body is not sexual. I am having sex with your mind. And now that I'm inside, I'm going to slide it in a little further. Ok. Now I'm in about two inches. That's as far as I will go. I will now slowly remove my penis from your vagina and stop just before the exit. Once I reach that point I will again slide it back inside of you. I will repeat this process a number of times, and I will occasionally check in to see if you are still ok with this happening."

You gave her the dentist chair experience. Well done.

 

[thintoast]

You gave her the dentist chair experience. Well done.

She likes to be included in decisions.

 

[Ledboots]

Is she really a Democrat?

 

[thintoast]

Is she really a Democrat?

She's a Bernie supporter. A democrat more than a republican. Which is kind of weird considering how well we're working out together.

 

[gee]

Good thing she's a democrat I guess, she could be screaming her cousin's name instead of yours.

 

[nukes]

Date night went well.
I played the boss, and she played one of the women from my secretary pool.
Didn't seem surprised that I had a bed in my office.
I guess I'm transparent like that, a perv by any other name ehh?

 

[MacG]

Date night went well.
I played the boss, and she played one of the women from my secretary pool.
Didn't seem surprised that I had a bed in my office.
I guess I'm transparent like that, a perv by any other name ehh?

I don't know if I should cheer for you or cover my head under the sheets when you tell these stories.

[Cheers @nukes under the sheets]

 

[Darth Handsome]

Did we ever find out how the tranny sex was?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Date night

lololololololol

 

[nukes]

lololololololol

It's a euphemism you dolt.

 

[MacG]

lololololololol

@nukes is playing sexy games with the old lady where as you keep painting your hands with lip stick and pretending blow job.


Who's the lolololo now asshole?

 

[Darth Handsome]

painting your hands with lip stick and pretending blow job.

Does this work? I'll try anything once.

 

[MacG]

Does this work? I'll try anything once.

Sit on your hand for 20 minutes and try it.

Uhh, my friend swears by it. That.. friend. Yeah.

 

[nukes]

Date night went ok, I could have put in a better performance.
Think I need to go cold turkey on the smut.
I really want to avoid testosterone replacement therapy.
Christ, I performed like a pornstar til after my 45th birthday.
No one discussed this aspect of aging in our fathers generation.
It's humbling to say the least.

"Talk to your doctor about Daily Cialis".

 

[Darth Handsome]

Sit on your hand for 20 minutes and try it.

Uhh, my friend swears by it. That.. friend. Yeah.

Sounds hotter than Nukes' story, I'll tell you that.

 

[MacG]

Sounds hotter than Nukes' story, I'll tell you that.

The two flies banging on my desk right now are hotter than @nukes' story.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Date night went ok, I could have put in a better performance.
Think I need to go cold turkey on the smut.
I really want to avoid testosterone replacement therapy.
Christ, I performed like a pornstar til after my 45th birthday.
No one discussed this aspect of aging in our fathers generation.
It's humbling to say the least.

"Talk to your doctor about Daily Cialis".

Jumping on the same woman year after year may have something to do with it. Or you could keep lying to yourself about how awesome it is.

 

[nukes]

Jumping on the same woman year after year may have something to do with it. Or you could keep lying to yourself about how awesome it is.

Ain't saying it's the best thing since sliced bread.
It's a binary equation:
Sex>abstinence.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Wax lips on the end of a vacuum cleaner hose.
Its awesome.
or so Ive heard.