So I went to this back alley hick town strip bar last night as I'm living the rebel life during this epic #KidFreeForAWeek
And I met this super serious guy (lol) who asked me to be a surrogate mother... IN A TITTY BAAAR!!
He was like super serious and I said YES! I'll be a surrogate mother... How hard could it be? So I gave him my back up email addy so he can send me his offer.
This is what happens when I drink too much vodka...
(I told him my name was Kianna Fontana and I lived in a halfway house outside of town for welfare fraud)
Good morning Miss Kianna Fontana:
It was such a pleasure meeting you and your friends last night. You are beautiful and smart.
Thanks for accepting the role of surrogate mother.
If you change your mind, no problem.
I decided 3 years ago, if I ever find ways to help the unemployed or underemployed, using online businesses, I would do what I can to help those unhappy with their financial situations.
I discovered 2 years ago that there are 100 couples in Ottawa desperately wanting to adopt a newborn.
I have been researching online businesses for the last 5 years.
I have a brother who is a millionaire because of online businesses.
I discovered a new online business.
I joined it late June this year.
You pay $ 18 to join.
All you need is four people signed up under you.
And one year later, you get paid $ 500,000.
Then you are paid $ 76,000 per month indefinitely.
I joined in late June.
So in July of 2015, I may be wealthy.
I have other projects underway that may make me wealthy sooner than later.
Once I have $ 500,000 in my name, I will contact you.
I will pay your travel costs, your rent, groceries and utilities - until you have given birth.
I will pay the monthly costs that you will have to forego - while you are pregnant.
The laws of Canada says a lady cannot be paid for a baby.
But I can pay these other costs I mentioned above.
Plus: if you join the online business that pays $ 500,000 - I am confident you will be happy with your decision to be a surrogate mother, as I was talking with you about.
Here is the link of my friend:
http://www.fourcornersalliancegroup.com/?a=keithbiz
If you can pay the $ 18 yourself, and if you can follow the steps to join, then proceed without my help.
If you do not want to pay the $ 18 yourself, you will have to come to Ottawa - to sit down with me in front of a computer - then I can use my own credit card to pay the $ 18.
Or if you provide me with your bank account info, I can put $ 20 into your bank account.
Thanks again.
Phil The Healer
ahahahahaaaaaaa
Anyhoo, so for $18 all my dreams will come trueeeee!
I'm gonna reply to him. What should I say?
And I met this super serious guy (lol) who asked me to be a surrogate mother... IN A TITTY BAAAR!!
He was like super serious and I said YES! I'll be a surrogate mother... How hard could it be? So I gave him my back up email addy so he can send me his offer.
This is what happens when I drink too much vodka...
(I told him my name was Kianna Fontana and I lived in a halfway house outside of town for welfare fraud)
Good morning Miss Kianna Fontana:
It was such a pleasure meeting you and your friends last night. You are beautiful and smart.
Thanks for accepting the role of surrogate mother.
If you change your mind, no problem.
I decided 3 years ago, if I ever find ways to help the unemployed or underemployed, using online businesses, I would do what I can to help those unhappy with their financial situations.
I discovered 2 years ago that there are 100 couples in Ottawa desperately wanting to adopt a newborn.
I have been researching online businesses for the last 5 years.
I have a brother who is a millionaire because of online businesses.
I discovered a new online business.
I joined it late June this year.
You pay $ 18 to join.
All you need is four people signed up under you.
And one year later, you get paid $ 500,000.
Then you are paid $ 76,000 per month indefinitely.
I joined in late June.
So in July of 2015, I may be wealthy.
I have other projects underway that may make me wealthy sooner than later.
Once I have $ 500,000 in my name, I will contact you.
I will pay your travel costs, your rent, groceries and utilities - until you have given birth.
I will pay the monthly costs that you will have to forego - while you are pregnant.
The laws of Canada says a lady cannot be paid for a baby.
But I can pay these other costs I mentioned above.
Plus: if you join the online business that pays $ 500,000 - I am confident you will be happy with your decision to be a surrogate mother, as I was talking with you about.
Here is the link of my friend:
http://www.fourcornersalliancegroup.com/?a=keithbiz
If you can pay the $ 18 yourself, and if you can follow the steps to join, then proceed without my help.
If you do not want to pay the $ 18 yourself, you will have to come to Ottawa - to sit down with me in front of a computer - then I can use my own credit card to pay the $ 18.
Or if you provide me with your bank account info, I can put $ 20 into your bank account.
Thanks again.
Phil The Healer
ahahahahaaaaaaa
Anyhoo, so for $18 all my dreams will come trueeeee!
I'm gonna reply to him. What should I say?