I'm going vegan to protect myself against swine flu

[Syrup Beaver]

People VOLUNTARILY kill themselves through use of tobacco.

Can't recall the last time a tobacco plant jumped up and strangled a migrant worker, I mean there was that one time back in '72 when it happend but there were extenuating circumstances.

 

[fly]

Not that it's funny about people dying, but at how ridiculously placed out of proportion this attention is.

Did no one else see the news of a statistically effective AIDS vaccine found in Thailand this week? I think that's much more important.

Doesn't aydz only affect gay ppl?

 

[water]

People VOLUNTARILY kill themselves through use of tobacco.

Can't recall the last time a tobacco plant jumped up and strangled a migrant worker, I mean there was that one time back in '72 when it happend but there were extenuating circumstances.

The tobacco plant was planted on an Indian burial ground?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The tobacco plant was planted on an Indian burial ground?

That particular plant had rooted in the skull of an exceptionally restless spirit.

 

[dbzeag]

Doesn't aydz only affect gay ppl?

True And this is a non-gay thread. Sorry, Ghost, for bringing it up.

 

[kiwi]

But how then are you going to make Sunday brunch of bacon pancakes with a side of ham steak and sausages and hashbrowns fried in bacon grease?

Man, this sounds so good, I may have to make it for dinner.

 

[plot]

i'm bidding on a slightly used bubble on ebay. if i win, i can live it in worry free.

unless the last guy that owned it had swine flu.

 

[Coqui]

I scanned through and didn't see this, but you do know there's no correlation between eating pork and getting the swine flu right?

Also you can get E. Coli from vegetables as well.

 

[plot]

i thought swine flu was an std?

 

[Duke]

It should be. Pigfuckers should die.

 

[tre]

It should be. Pigfuckers should die.

what if you're only on the receiving end?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

You mean a pig fuckee?

 

[Coqui]

what if you're only on the receiving end?

That's hot.

 

[dbzeag]

Man, this sounds so good, I may have to make it for dinner.

 

[Coqui]

But how then are you going to make Sunday brunch of bacon pancakes with a side of ham steak and sausages and hashbrowns fried in bacon grease?

Homer: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

[plot]

It should be. Pigfuckers should die.

fat chicks need lovin too.

 

[Coqui]

fat chicks need lovin too.

Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar....I bet you can squeal like a pig.

 

[plot]

i've never told you this before coqui...


but you sure do have a purdy mouth...

 

[Duke]

i've never told you this before coqui...


but you sure do have a purdy mouth...

Careful Coqui. If Plot asks you if you would like an extra serving of stuffing with dinner...

run...

 

[Coqui]

Careful Coqui. If Plot asks you if you would like an extra serving of stuffing with dinner...

run...

But I like stuffing :naive: